I'm trying so hard not to be an sshole to you guys, Ok? I'm just disappointed with my own arm, and how its trying to buttfck me back here.

Quote by Kenny Powers

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Theres one image in my life that consistently makes me happy, no matter when I...

Theres one image in my life that consistently makes me happy, no matter when I...

But to capture the heart of one of your teachers, and take her away from...

But to capture the heart of one of your teachers, and take her away from...

Smashing a brick through a f*cking dudes window is nothing compared to the things Ive...

Smashing a brick through a f*cking dudes window is nothing compared to the things Ive...

I learned alot down in Mexico. I learned that sometimes to be the man, you...

I learned alot down in Mexico. I learned that sometimes to be the man, you...

Oddly enough, the people here arent that different from the ones back home, when you...

Oddly enough, the people here arent that different from the ones back home, when you...

Sure, Ive been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, Im not. I honestly just...

Sure, Ive been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, Im not. I honestly just...

One time I was invited to come to a social gathering. I was paid a...

One time I was invited to come to a social gathering. I was paid a...

Change is fucking good - but folding money is better.

Change is fucking good - but folding money is better.

When my ass was 19 years old I changed the face of professional baseball.

When my ass was 19 years old I changed the face of professional baseball.

I have been blessed with many things in this life an arm like a damn...

I have been blessed with many things in this life an arm like a damn...

Gods takin a dump on my face.

Gods takin a dump on my face.

Dudes got d*ck for style. Hes got no showmanship or personal pizzazz. Its like watching...

Dudes got d*ck for style. Hes got no showmanship or personal pizzazz. Its like watching...

If you wont listen to my words, then listen to my dancing feet.

If you wont listen to my words, then listen to my dancing feet.

Just trust me Its better to be strangled by a necklace of Mexicans, than to...

Just trust me Its better to be strangled by a necklace of Mexicans, than to...

Im Kenny Powers! And I am very upset with how I am acting right now....

Im Kenny Powers! And I am very upset with how I am acting right now....

Are you ready to learn some next level sh*t? From this moment on you guys...

Are you ready to learn some next level sh*t? From this moment on you guys...

I throw one to him, next thing you know Im at the grocery store, the...

I throw one to him, next thing you know Im at the grocery store, the...

A stork wrapped around a tree branch. Thats the stupidest thing Ive ever seen before....

A stork wrapped around a tree branch. Thats the stupidest thing Ive ever seen before....

Im the man who has the ball. Im the man who can throw it faster...

Im the man who has the ball. Im the man who can throw it faster...

Yeah, Im sure they got sluts in Tampa. But I didnt go there, wet puss....

Yeah, Im sure they got sluts in Tampa. But I didnt go there, wet puss....