Wit doesn't make girls pretty.

Quote by Jeanne Calment

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Not having children is one less worry. Children are a worry!

Not having children is one less worry. Children are a worry!

I'd like to go to the Moon.

I'd like to go to the Moon.

I took pleasure when I could. I acted clearly and morally and without regret. I'm...

I took pleasure when I could. I acted clearly and morally and without regret. I'm...

I'm interested in everthing but passionate about nothing.

I'm interested in everthing but passionate about nothing.

Every age has its happiness and troubles.

Every age has its happiness and troubles.

All babies are beautiful.

All babies are beautiful.

Always keep your smile. That's how I explain my long life.

Always keep your smile. That's how I explain my long life.

There are so many good authors; there's no shortage of them.

There are so many good authors; there's no shortage of them.

He who hugs too much, hugs badly!

He who hugs too much, hugs badly!

I see badly, I hear badly, and I feel bad, but everything's fine.

I see badly, I hear badly, and I feel bad, but everything's fine.

Death doesn't frighten me; now I can think peacefully of ending a long life.

Death doesn't frighten me; now I can think peacefully of ending a long life.

I've only got one wrinkle, and I'm sitting on it.

I've only got one wrinkle, and I'm sitting on it.

I'm not afraid of anything.

I'm not afraid of anything.

I think I will die laughing.

I think I will die laughing.

Excuse me if I'm clinging on to life, but my parents wove me from tight...

Excuse me if I'm clinging on to life, but my parents wove me from tight...

I wait for death and journalists.

I wait for death and journalists.

In life, people sometimes make rotten deals.

In life, people sometimes make rotten deals.

I never wear mascara; I laugh until I cry too often.

I never wear mascara; I laugh until I cry too often.

I've been forgotten by our Good Lord.

I've been forgotten by our Good Lord.

I didn't like mundane life.

I didn't like mundane life.