I've only got one wrinkle, and I'm sitting on it.

Quote by Jeanne Calment

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Wit doesn't make girls pretty.

Wit doesn't make girls pretty.

Not having children is one less worry. Children are a worry!

Not having children is one less worry. Children are a worry!

Excuse me if I'm clinging on to life, but my parents wove me from tight...

Excuse me if I'm clinging on to life, but my parents wove me from tight...

I think I will die laughing.

I think I will die laughing.

I never wear mascara; I laugh until I cry too often.

I never wear mascara; I laugh until I cry too often.

There are so many good authors; there's no shortage of them.

There are so many good authors; there's no shortage of them.

I wait for death and journalists.

I wait for death and journalists.

Every age has its happiness and troubles.

Every age has its happiness and troubles.

I'd like to go to the Moon.

I'd like to go to the Moon.

I've been forgotten by our Good Lord.

I've been forgotten by our Good Lord.

All babies are beautiful.

All babies are beautiful.

He who hugs too much, hugs badly!

He who hugs too much, hugs badly!

I have legs of iron, but to tell you the truth, they're starting to rust...

I have legs of iron, but to tell you the truth, they're starting to rust...

I'm interested in everthing but passionate about nothing.

I'm interested in everthing but passionate about nothing.

Always keep your smile. That's how I explain my long life.

Always keep your smile. That's how I explain my long life.

I didn't like mundane life.

I didn't like mundane life.

I'm not afraid of anything.

I'm not afraid of anything.

I took pleasure when I could. I acted clearly and morally and without regret. I'm...

I took pleasure when I could. I acted clearly and morally and without regret. I'm...

I see badly, I hear badly, and I feel bad, but everything's fine.

I see badly, I hear badly, and I feel bad, but everything's fine.

In life, people sometimes make rotten deals.

In life, people sometimes make rotten deals.