Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.

Quote by Samuel Palmer

Topics: Funny Quotes, Wisdom Quotes

Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.

Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer...

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer...

For a quart of Ale is a meal for a King.

For a quart of Ale is a meal for a King.

Death was Nature's way of telling you to slow down.

Death was Nature's way of telling you to slow down.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog...

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog...

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Perfection of means and confusion of goals seem - in my opinion - to characterize...

Perfection of means and confusion of goals seem - in my opinion - to characterize...

When you get that nice celebration coming into the dugout and youre getting your ass...

When you get that nice celebration coming into the dugout and youre getting your ass...

Men and women approaching retirement age should be recycled for public service work, and their...

Men and women approaching retirement age should be recycled for public service work, and their...

I spend money with reckless abandon. Last month I blew $5000 at a reincarnation. I...

I spend money with reckless abandon. Last month I blew $5000 at a reincarnation. I...

An age at which many men are not quite common - at which they are...

An age at which many men are not quite common - at which they are...

Folks, the President needs a break. Hes like a Black and Decker cordless Dirt Devil...

Folks, the President needs a break. Hes like a Black and Decker cordless Dirt Devil...

There sit the sainted sage, the bard divine, The few, whom genius gave to shine...

There sit the sainted sage, the bard divine, The few, whom genius gave to shine...

In the age in which we live, the impossible is every day losing ground.

In the age in which we live, the impossible is every day losing ground.

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

When you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas.

When you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas.

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board...

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board...

Just as a cautious businessman avoids investing all his capital in one concern, so wisdom...

Just as a cautious businessman avoids investing all his capital in one concern, so wisdom...

The wisdom of the wise and the experience of the ages is preserved into perpetuity...

The wisdom of the wise and the experience of the ages is preserved into perpetuity...