Where's the church, who took the steeple, Religion's in the hands of some crazy ass people, Television preachers with bad hair and dimples, The God's honest truth is, it's not that simple

Quote by Jimmy Buffett

Topics: God Quotes, Honesty Quotes, Truth Quotes

Elvis was the only man from Northeast Mississippi who could shake his hips and still...

Elvis was the only man from Northeast Mississippi who could shake his hips and still...

At 57, to have a No. 1 album, I wasn't expecting it.

At 57, to have a No. 1 album, I wasn't expecting it.

If I couldn't laugh I just would go insane, If we couldn't laugh we just...

If I couldn't laugh I just would go insane, If we couldn't laugh we just...

There's something missing in the music industry today... and it's music. Songs you hear don't...

There's something missing in the music industry today... and it's music. Songs you hear don't...

People who think too much before they act don't act too much.

People who think too much before they act don't act too much.

If we weren't all crazy, we'd just go insane.

If we weren't all crazy, we'd just go insane.

I'm a big follower and reactor to weather.

I'm a big follower and reactor to weather.

Moderation is the key so I work certain amout of time and then I take...

Moderation is the key so I work certain amout of time and then I take...

You know, as a writer, I'm more of a listener than a writer, cuz if...

You know, as a writer, I'm more of a listener than a writer, cuz if...

If life gives you limes, make margaritas.

If life gives you limes, make margaritas.

I still consider it a summer job, though. So, I try to maintain that summer...

I still consider it a summer job, though. So, I try to maintain that summer...

It is an eternal truth in the political as well as the mystical body, that...

It is an eternal truth in the political as well as the mystical body, that...

Why dont we get drunk and screw?

Why dont we get drunk and screw?

My mother insisted that her children read.

My mother insisted that her children read.

I just want to live happily ever after, every now and then.

I just want to live happily ever after, every now and then.

Instinct taught me 20 years ago to pace a song or a concert performance. That...

Instinct taught me 20 years ago to pace a song or a concert performance. That...

The stores and the things like that, the business side of things came out at...

The stores and the things like that, the business side of things came out at...

And I wound up in New Orleans for all those years and it was a...

And I wound up in New Orleans for all those years and it was a...

If it doesn't work out there will never be any doubt that the pleasure was...

If it doesn't work out there will never be any doubt that the pleasure was...

To describe my scarce leisure time in today's terms, I always default to reading.

To describe my scarce leisure time in today's terms, I always default to reading.