Where's the church, who took the steeple, Religion's in the hands of some crazy ass people, Television preachers with bad hair and dimples, The God's honest truth is, it's not that simple

Quote by Jimmy Buffett

Topics: God Quotes, Honesty Quotes, Truth Quotes

I'm a big follower and reactor to weather.

I'm a big follower and reactor to weather.

I always said that I wouldn't use a teleprompter, and if I start to sing...

I always said that I wouldn't use a teleprompter, and if I start to sing...

If we weren't all crazy, we'd just go insane.

If we weren't all crazy, we'd just go insane.

I can only say the first thing that pops into my mind is I remember,...

I can only say the first thing that pops into my mind is I remember,...

It's been wonderful for me, and I feel so privileged to have fans that are...

It's been wonderful for me, and I feel so privileged to have fans that are...

You know, as a writer, I'm more of a listener than a writer, cuz if...

You know, as a writer, I'm more of a listener than a writer, cuz if...

If we weren't all crazy, we'd just go insane.

If we weren't all crazy, we'd just go insane.

And I wound up in New Orleans for all those years and it was a...

And I wound up in New Orleans for all those years and it was a...

To describe my scarce leisure time in today's terms, I always default to reading.

To describe my scarce leisure time in today's terms, I always default to reading.

Wrinkles will only go where the smiles have been.

Wrinkles will only go where the smiles have been.

At 57, to have a No. 1 album, I wasn't expecting it.

At 57, to have a No. 1 album, I wasn't expecting it.

I sell escapism.

I sell escapism.

Why dont we get drunk and screw?

Why dont we get drunk and screw?

I just want to live happily ever after, every now and then.

I just want to live happily ever after, every now and then.

Elvis was the only man from Northeast Mississippi who could shake his hips and still...

Elvis was the only man from Northeast Mississippi who could shake his hips and still...

I still consider it a summer job, though. So, I try to maintain that summer...

I still consider it a summer job, though. So, I try to maintain that summer...

Quitting doesn't enter my mind.

Quitting doesn't enter my mind.

Humor has bailed me out of more tight situations than I can think of. If...

Humor has bailed me out of more tight situations than I can think of. If...

Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.

Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.

It is quite true, as some poets said, that the God who created man must...

It is quite true, as some poets said, that the God who created man must...