Why dont we get drunk and screw?

Quote by Jimmy Buffett

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I'm inspired by people who keep on rolling, no matter their age.

I'm inspired by people who keep on rolling, no matter their age.

Is it ignorance or apathy? Hey, I don't know and I don't care.

Is it ignorance or apathy? Hey, I don't know and I don't care.

I hate to mention age, but I come from an era when we weren't consumed...

I hate to mention age, but I come from an era when we weren't consumed...

If it doesn't work out there will never be any doubt that the pleasure was...

If it doesn't work out there will never be any doubt that the pleasure was...

I always said that I wouldn't use a teleprompter, and if I start to sing...

I always said that I wouldn't use a teleprompter, and if I start to sing...

And I try to give the best bang for the buck. I love performing more...

And I try to give the best bang for the buck. I love performing more...

There's something missing in the music industry today... and it's music. Songs you hear don't...

There's something missing in the music industry today... and it's music. Songs you hear don't...

At 57, to have a No. 1 album, I wasn't expecting it.

At 57, to have a No. 1 album, I wasn't expecting it.

I sell escapism.

I sell escapism.

If we weren't all crazy, we'd just go insane.

If we weren't all crazy, we'd just go insane.

Instinct taught me 20 years ago to pace a song or a concert performance. That...

Instinct taught me 20 years ago to pace a song or a concert performance. That...

Elvis was the only man from Northeast Mississippi who could shake his hips and still...

Elvis was the only man from Northeast Mississippi who could shake his hips and still...

If life gives you limes, make margaritas.

If life gives you limes, make margaritas.

These old ballparks are like cathedrals in America. We don't have big old Gothic cathedrals...

These old ballparks are like cathedrals in America. We don't have big old Gothic cathedrals...

If I couldn't laugh I just would go insane, If we couldn't laugh we just...

If I couldn't laugh I just would go insane, If we couldn't laugh we just...

If it doesn't work out there will never be any doubt that the pleasure was...

If it doesn't work out there will never be any doubt that the pleasure was...

The stores and the things like that, the business side of things came out at...

The stores and the things like that, the business side of things came out at...

And I wound up in New Orleans for all those years and it was a...

And I wound up in New Orleans for all those years and it was a...

My mother insisted that her children read.

My mother insisted that her children read.

I'm a big follower and reactor to weather.

I'm a big follower and reactor to weather.