Why dont we get drunk and screw?

Quote by Jimmy Buffett

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If it doesn't work out there will never be any doubt that the pleasure was...

If it doesn't work out there will never be any doubt that the pleasure was...

My mother insisted that her children read.

My mother insisted that her children read.

I just want to live happily ever after, every now and then.

I just want to live happily ever after, every now and then.

If it doesn't work out there will never be any doubt that the pleasure was...

If it doesn't work out there will never be any doubt that the pleasure was...

The stores and the things like that, the business side of things came out at...

The stores and the things like that, the business side of things came out at...

If we weren't all crazy, we'd just go insane.

If we weren't all crazy, we'd just go insane.

Where's the church, who took the steeple, Religion's in the hands of some crazy ass...

Where's the church, who took the steeple, Religion's in the hands of some crazy ass...

Humor has bailed me out of more tight situations than I can think of. If...

Humor has bailed me out of more tight situations than I can think of. If...

I can only say the first thing that pops into my mind is I remember,...

I can only say the first thing that pops into my mind is I remember,...

And I try to give the best bang for the buck. I love performing more...

And I try to give the best bang for the buck. I love performing more...

These old ballparks are like cathedrals in America. We don't have big old Gothic cathedrals...

These old ballparks are like cathedrals in America. We don't have big old Gothic cathedrals...

Moderation is the key so I work certain amout of time and then I take...

Moderation is the key so I work certain amout of time and then I take...

You know, as a writer, I'm more of a listener than a writer, cuz if...

You know, as a writer, I'm more of a listener than a writer, cuz if...

Is it ignorance or apathy? Hey, I don't know and I don't care.

Is it ignorance or apathy? Hey, I don't know and I don't care.

I still consider it a summer job, though. So, I try to maintain that summer...

I still consider it a summer job, though. So, I try to maintain that summer...

And you find as a writer there are certain spots on the planet where you...

And you find as a writer there are certain spots on the planet where you...

Indecision may or may not be my problem.

Indecision may or may not be my problem.

Places I've lived since then had to have some kind of uniqueness and character about...

Places I've lived since then had to have some kind of uniqueness and character about...

If we weren't all crazy, we'd just go insane.

If we weren't all crazy, we'd just go insane.

If I couldn't laugh I just would go insane, If we couldn't laugh we just...

If I couldn't laugh I just would go insane, If we couldn't laugh we just...