Why dont we get drunk and screw?

Quote by Jimmy Buffett

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Phish and Dave Matthews really know their audiences and really treat them well.

Phish and Dave Matthews really know their audiences and really treat them well.

Searching is half the fun: life is much more manageable when thought of as a...

Searching is half the fun: life is much more manageable when thought of as a...

Elvis was the only man from Northeast Mississippi who could shake his hips and still...

Elvis was the only man from Northeast Mississippi who could shake his hips and still...

Older and wiser voices can help you find the right path, if you are only...

Older and wiser voices can help you find the right path, if you are only...

I just want to live happily ever after, every now and then.

I just want to live happily ever after, every now and then.

Moderation is the key so I work certain amout of time and then I take...

Moderation is the key so I work certain amout of time and then I take...

If we weren't all crazy, we'd just go insane.

If we weren't all crazy, we'd just go insane.

At 57, to have a No. 1 album, I wasn't expecting it.

At 57, to have a No. 1 album, I wasn't expecting it.

The stores and the things like that, the business side of things came out at...

The stores and the things like that, the business side of things came out at...

These old ballparks are like cathedrals in America. We don't have big old Gothic cathedrals...

These old ballparks are like cathedrals in America. We don't have big old Gothic cathedrals...

Places I've lived since then had to have some kind of uniqueness and character about...

Places I've lived since then had to have some kind of uniqueness and character about...

I still consider it a summer job, though. So, I try to maintain that summer...

I still consider it a summer job, though. So, I try to maintain that summer...

Indecision may or may not be my problem.

Indecision may or may not be my problem.

And I wound up in New Orleans for all those years and it was a...

And I wound up in New Orleans for all those years and it was a...

And I try to give the best bang for the buck. I love performing more...

And I try to give the best bang for the buck. I love performing more...

If we weren't all crazy, we'd just go insane.

If we weren't all crazy, we'd just go insane.

Quitting doesn't enter my mind.

Quitting doesn't enter my mind.

My mother insisted that her children read.

My mother insisted that her children read.

Wrinkles will only go where the smiles have been.

Wrinkles will only go where the smiles have been.

I can only say the first thing that pops into my mind is I remember,...

I can only say the first thing that pops into my mind is I remember,...