When you're constantly looking for things from other people, you're not looking within yourself.

Quote by Sandra Bernhard

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Unfortunately, most college kids these days aren't coming from any place-they seem to ask the...

Unfortunately, most college kids these days aren't coming from any place-they seem to ask the...

I can't tell you 100 percent what makes a relationship work. But I can see...

I can't tell you 100 percent what makes a relationship work. But I can see...

I don't like surgery. I don't like elective surgery, I don't like surgery that you...

I don't like surgery. I don't like elective surgery, I don't like surgery that you...

I don't believe in karma.

I don't believe in karma.

I'm trying to appeal to the disenfranchised everybody, not just specifically gay.

I'm trying to appeal to the disenfranchised everybody, not just specifically gay.

Gayness is a non-issue.

Gayness is a non-issue.

The real terrorist threats are George W. Bush and his band of brown-shirted thugs.

The real terrorist threats are George W. Bush and his band of brown-shirted thugs.

Anything that has cynicism to it and that's jaded is smutty.

Anything that has cynicism to it and that's jaded is smutty.

Smut, if it's really smut, there's nothing backing it up. It's the easy way out.

Smut, if it's really smut, there's nothing backing it up. It's the easy way out.

I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes.

I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes.

I think I've drawn from some of the most feminine women, like Jackie Kennedy. I...

I think I've drawn from some of the most feminine women, like Jackie Kennedy. I...

I've become this sort of icon for the gay community. I don't like the position.

I've become this sort of icon for the gay community. I don't like the position.

I'm very much a humanist. I'm very much pro-choice. I'm very much politically correct.

I'm very much a humanist. I'm very much pro-choice. I'm very much politically correct.

That disturbs people when they know they didn't have the guts or integrity to stick...

That disturbs people when they know they didn't have the guts or integrity to stick...

I'm sure that Jesus was an incredible person. I'm sure that Jesus was an incredible...

I'm sure that Jesus was an incredible person. I'm sure that Jesus was an incredible...

There are so few women in general who aren't completely threatened and confused by other...

There are so few women in general who aren't completely threatened and confused by other...

I really, really love Hilary Clinton. I think she's very cool. She's out there and...

I really, really love Hilary Clinton. I think she's very cool. She's out there and...

There are few performers who would have had the audacity to even bring up the...

There are few performers who would have had the audacity to even bring up the...

At some point, the pride has to be a part of the whole day-to-day oeuvre....

At some point, the pride has to be a part of the whole day-to-day oeuvre....

I like the energy of live performance.

I like the energy of live performance.