Before deciding to retire, stay home for a week and watch the daytime TV shows.

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The man who rows the boat seldom has time to rock it.

The man who rows the boat seldom has time to rock it.

Try to be like the turtle - at ease in your own shell.

Try to be like the turtle - at ease in your own shell.

When you stretch the truth, watch out for the snapback.

When you stretch the truth, watch out for the snapback.

After all is said and done, sit down.

After all is said and done, sit down.

How strange to use You only live once as an excuse to throw it away.

How strange to use You only live once as an excuse to throw it away.

Not only is women's work never done, the definition keeps changing.

Not only is women's work never done, the definition keeps changing.

The errors of women spring, almost always, from their faith in the good, or their...

The errors of women spring, almost always, from their faith in the good, or their...

Man knows so little about his fellows. In his eyes all men or women act...

Man knows so little about his fellows. In his eyes all men or women act...

The administration I'll bring is a group of men and women who are focused on...

The administration I'll bring is a group of men and women who are focused on...

Women are lucky enough to have natural soft skin and sexy curves. Even luckier to...

Women are lucky enough to have natural soft skin and sexy curves. Even luckier to...

The women has her own battlefield with every child she brings into the world she...

The women has her own battlefield with every child she brings into the world she...

No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.

No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.

When a man and woman share the love of cigars, it creates a unique intimacy.

When a man and woman share the love of cigars, it creates a unique intimacy.

The woman's vision is deep reaching, the man's far reaching. With the man the world...

The woman's vision is deep reaching, the man's far reaching. With the man the world...

I became a lesbian because of women, because women are beautiful, strong, and compassionate.

I became a lesbian because of women, because women are beautiful, strong, and compassionate.

I like women. I don't understand them, but I like them.

I like women. I don't understand them, but I like them.

In an experience of women that extends over many nations and three separate continents, I...

In an experience of women that extends over many nations and three separate continents, I...

Men are sad because they have to die so soon, women are sad because they...

Men are sad because they have to die so soon, women are sad because they...

By refusing to implement the womens contracting program and repeatedly failing to meet required contracting...

By refusing to implement the womens contracting program and repeatedly failing to meet required contracting...

Have you got any soul? a woman asks the next afternoon. That depends, I feel...

Have you got any soul? a woman asks the next afternoon. That depends, I feel...