When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic.

Quote by Jane Wagner

Topics: God Quotes

When you are enjoying life time flies by, when you are not it stands still,...

When you are enjoying life time flies by, when you are not it stands still,...

A sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my...

A sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my...

The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.

The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.

All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should...

All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should...

A sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my...

A sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my...

We got new advice as to what motivated man to walk upright: to free his...

We got new advice as to what motivated man to walk upright: to free his...

We speculated what it was like before we got language skills. When we humans had...

We speculated what it was like before we got language skills. When we humans had...

They asked me once my thoughts about infinity, and I told em with all I...

They asked me once my thoughts about infinity, and I told em with all I...

I bet the worst part about dying is the part where your whole life passes...

I bet the worst part about dying is the part where your whole life passes...

Lifes greatest thoughts usually come to you when you forget youre thinking.

Lifes greatest thoughts usually come to you when you forget youre thinking.

The hardest part about being a kid is knowing you have got your whole life...

The hardest part about being a kid is knowing you have got your whole life...

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.