When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic.

Quote by Jane Wagner

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We speculated what it was like before we got language skills. When we humans had...

We speculated what it was like before we got language skills. When we humans had...

The hardest part about being a kid is knowing you have got your whole life...

The hardest part about being a kid is knowing you have got your whole life...

They asked me once my thoughts about infinity, and I told em with all I...

They asked me once my thoughts about infinity, and I told em with all I...

When you are enjoying life time flies by, when you are not it stands still,...

When you are enjoying life time flies by, when you are not it stands still,...

A sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my...

A sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my...

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.

I bet the worst part about dying is the part where your whole life passes...

I bet the worst part about dying is the part where your whole life passes...

We got new advice as to what motivated man to walk upright: to free his...

We got new advice as to what motivated man to walk upright: to free his...

The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.

The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.

All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should...

All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should...

A sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my...

A sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my...

Lifes greatest thoughts usually come to you when you forget youre thinking.

Lifes greatest thoughts usually come to you when you forget youre thinking.

To think that the new economy is over is like somebody in London in 1830...

To think that the new economy is over is like somebody in London in 1830...

Many men owe the grandeur of their lives to the tremendous difficulties

Many men owe the grandeur of their lives to the tremendous difficulties

I was thinking around the clouds, and I was hoping you wouldn't bring me down....

I was thinking around the clouds, and I was hoping you wouldn't bring me down....

The eye is bigger than the belly

The eye is bigger than the belly

We know what a person thinks not when he tells us what he thinks, but...

We know what a person thinks not when he tells us what he thinks, but...

He who trusts all things to chance, makes a lottery of his life

He who trusts all things to chance, makes a lottery of his life

Doublethink means the power of holding two contradictory beliefs in one's mind simultaneously, and accepting...

Doublethink means the power of holding two contradictory beliefs in one's mind simultaneously, and accepting...

If being sane is thinking there's something wrong with being different....I'd rather be completely fucking...

If being sane is thinking there's something wrong with being different....I'd rather be completely fucking...