I personally prefer a nice frozen TV Dinner at home, mainly because it's so little trouble. All you have to do is have another drink while you're throwing it in the garbage.

Quote by Jack Douglas

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Give strong drink unto him that is ready to perish, and wine unto those that...

Give strong drink unto him that is ready to perish, and wine unto those that...

I saw a notice that said Drink Canada Dry and I've just started.

I saw a notice that said Drink Canada Dry and I've just started.

I think it's an awful drink, to be honest with you.

I think it's an awful drink, to be honest with you.

For they have shed the blood of saints and prophets, and thou hast given them...

For they have shed the blood of saints and prophets, and thou hast given them...

I drink to the confusion of our enemies.

I drink to the confusion of our enemies.

Water is the only drink for a wise man.

Water is the only drink for a wise man.

Ye shall offer no strange incense thereon, nor burnt sacrifice, nor meat offering; neither shall...

Ye shall offer no strange incense thereon, nor burnt sacrifice, nor meat offering; neither shall...

For as ye have drunk upon my holy mountain, so shall all the heathen drink...

For as ye have drunk upon my holy mountain, so shall all the heathen drink...

For my flesh is meat indeed, and my blood is drink indeed.

For my flesh is meat indeed, and my blood is drink indeed.

But they also have erred through wine, and through strong drink are out of the...

But they also have erred through wine, and through strong drink are out of the...

As you brew, so must you drink.

As you brew, so must you drink.

And their drink offerings shall be half an hin of wine unto a bullock, and...

And their drink offerings shall be half an hin of wine unto a bullock, and...

I was in for 10 hours and had 40 pints - beating my previous record...

I was in for 10 hours and had 40 pints - beating my previous record...

To live long, eat like a cat, drink like a dog.

To live long, eat like a cat, drink like a dog.

The kid doesn't chew tobacco, smoke, drink, curse or chase broads. I don't see how...

The kid doesn't chew tobacco, smoke, drink, curse or chase broads. I don't see how...

I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.

I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.

To refrain from evil and from strong drink and to be always, steadfast in virtue;...

To refrain from evil and from strong drink and to be always, steadfast in virtue;...

Stay yourselves, and wonder; cry ye out, and cry: they are drunken, but not with...

Stay yourselves, and wonder; cry ye out, and cry: they are drunken, but not with...