If you catch me saying 'I am a serious actor,' I beg you to slap me.

Quote by Johnny Depp

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We're all damaged in our own way. Nobody's perfect. I think we are all somewhat...

We're all damaged in our own way. Nobody's perfect. I think we are all somewhat...

Me, I'm dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly,...

Me, I'm dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly,...

Anything I've done up till May 27th 1999 was kind of an illusion, existing without...

Anything I've done up till May 27th 1999 was kind of an illusion, existing without...

I am doing things that are true to me. The only thing I have a...

I am doing things that are true to me. The only thing I have a...

I'll buy you a hat, a really big one.

I'll buy you a hat, a really big one.

Don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do.

Don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do.

Fortunately I know how to counter it, the man who did the waking buys the...

Fortunately I know how to counter it, the man who did the waking buys the...

The only gossip I'm interested in is things from the Weekly World News - 'Woman's...

The only gossip I'm interested in is things from the Weekly World News - 'Woman's...

Unless he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you.

Unless he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you.

I guess I'm attracted to these off beat roles because my life has been a...

I guess I'm attracted to these off beat roles because my life has been a...

I am an American. I love my country and have great hopes for it. It...

I am an American. I love my country and have great hopes for it. It...

The term 'serious actor' is kind of an oxymoron, isn't it? Like 'Republican party' or...

The term 'serious actor' is kind of an oxymoron, isn't it? Like 'Republican party' or...

It is better to lose your pride with someone you love rather than to lose...

It is better to lose your pride with someone you love rather than to lose...

Good morning starshine, the Earth says hello!

Good morning starshine, the Earth says hello!

Think the thing to do is to enjoy the ride while you're on it.

Think the thing to do is to enjoy the ride while you're on it.

People say I make strange choices, but they're not strange for me. My sickness is...

People say I make strange choices, but they're not strange for me. My sickness is...

I am doing things that are true to me. The only thing I have a...

I am doing things that are true to me. The only thing I have a...

You do the work and you want people to see it; but, um while I'm...

You do the work and you want people to see it; but, um while I'm...

The thermometer of success is merely the jealousy of the malcontents.

The thermometer of success is merely the jealousy of the malcontents.

The decadent international but individualistic capitalism in the hands of which we found ourselves after...

The decadent international but individualistic capitalism in the hands of which we found ourselves after...