Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work without anesthetic.

Quote by Al Goldstein

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I keep attacking the villains, the know-nothings, the people who want to take our freedoms...

I keep attacking the villains, the know-nothings, the people who want to take our freedoms...

I refuse to be silenced.

I refuse to be silenced.

When every piece of furniture and your underwear are taken by the bank, when you...

When every piece of furniture and your underwear are taken by the bank, when you...

For me working on the marriage and not making the easy choice of cheating was...

For me working on the marriage and not making the easy choice of cheating was...

I'm a crusader. I really believe in the First Amendment, and I use it fully,...

I'm a crusader. I really believe in the First Amendment, and I use it fully,...

In reality there is no cause or effect, there is only the indifference of the...

In reality there is no cause or effect, there is only the indifference of the...

Our stock in trade is raw, flailing sex.

Our stock in trade is raw, flailing sex.

There is a cliche that men want their women to be ladies in public and...

There is a cliche that men want their women to be ladies in public and...

Since fame is an illusion and death is in our future all we have is...

Since fame is an illusion and death is in our future all we have is...

Love is a deception and a trap. Love is as big a myth that God...

Love is a deception and a trap. Love is as big a myth that God...

Even though marriage is doomed, if you turned it into a job you like and...

Even though marriage is doomed, if you turned it into a job you like and...

Celebrity gives us delusion of self importance.

Celebrity gives us delusion of self importance.

The true success is the person who invented himself.

The true success is the person who invented himself.

If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married...

If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married...

A self made man is a rarity and hated by the parasites that floated to...

A self made man is a rarity and hated by the parasites that floated to...

I am not a prisoner of my sexuality like men younger than myself although I...

I am not a prisoner of my sexuality like men younger than myself although I...

So, if anatomy is destiny then testosterone is doom.

So, if anatomy is destiny then testosterone is doom.

The only way marriage can work is if a man respects the woman and she...

The only way marriage can work is if a man respects the woman and she...

Married life is an existence with bars around it.

Married life is an existence with bars around it.

Our photographs are filthier and our stories are more disgusting. We make no effort to...

Our photographs are filthier and our stories are more disgusting. We make no effort to...