When does cpr become necrophilia?

Topics: Pothead Quotes

They've outlawed the number one vegetable on the planet.

They've outlawed the number one vegetable on the planet.

If I get high, stop being so uptight.

If I get high, stop being so uptight.

Make the most of the hemp, seed and sow it everywhere.

Make the most of the hemp, seed and sow it everywhere.

I now realize that taking drugs was like taking an aspirin without having a headache.

I now realize that taking drugs was like taking an aspirin without having a headache.

To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a mistake.

To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a mistake.

I was gonna go to work, but then I got high. I just got a...

I was gonna go to work, but then I got high. I just got a...

You're only as young as the last time you changed your mind.

You're only as young as the last time you changed your mind.

I be getting high just to balance out the lows.

I be getting high just to balance out the lows.

Reefer makes darkies think they're as good as white men.

Reefer makes darkies think they're as good as white men.

I messed up my entire life, because I got high. I lost my kids and...

I messed up my entire life, because I got high. I lost my kids and...

Dave's not here man.

Dave's not here man.

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.

I was gonna pay my car note, until I got high. I wasn't gonna gamble...

I was gonna pay my car note, until I got high. I wasn't gonna gamble...

There's high, and there's high, and to get really high--I mean so high that you...

There's high, and there's high, and to get really high--I mean so high that you...

Instead of all of this energy and effort directed at the war to end drugs,...

Instead of all of this energy and effort directed at the war to end drugs,...

I was gonna clean my room, until I got high. I was gonna get up...

I was gonna clean my room, until I got high. I was gonna get up...

If you ain't got a good job and you ain't smokin' weed, then I dont...

If you ain't got a good job and you ain't smokin' weed, then I dont...

I smoke my head off. I smoke weed all the damn time. But that's my...

I smoke my head off. I smoke weed all the damn time. But that's my...