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Topics: Pothead Quotes

Buy the ticket, take the ride.

Buy the ticket, take the ride.

I now realize that taking drugs was like taking an aspirin without having a headache.

I now realize that taking drugs was like taking an aspirin without having a headache.

If I get high, stop being so uptight.

If I get high, stop being so uptight.

To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a mistake.

To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a mistake.

I smoke my head off. I smoke weed all the damn time. But that's my...

I smoke my head off. I smoke weed all the damn time. But that's my...

I now realize that taking drugs was like taking an aspirin without having a headache.

I now realize that taking drugs was like taking an aspirin without having a headache.

They've outlawed the number one vegetable on the planet.

They've outlawed the number one vegetable on the planet.

I was gonna go to court, before I got high. I was gonna pay my...

I was gonna go to court, before I got high. I was gonna pay my...

I be getting high just to balance out the lows.

I be getting high just to balance out the lows.

I'm glad our last name isnt Drew cuz then youd be Nancy Drew and id...

I'm glad our last name isnt Drew cuz then youd be Nancy Drew and id...

It really puzzles me to see marijuana connected with narcotics . . . dope and...

It really puzzles me to see marijuana connected with narcotics . . . dope and...

I messed up my entire life, because I got high. I lost my kids and...

I messed up my entire life, because I got high. I lost my kids and...

I was gonna clean my room, until I got high. I was gonna get up...

I was gonna clean my room, until I got high. I was gonna get up...

Marijuana leads to homosexuality ... and therefore to AIDS.

Marijuana leads to homosexuality ... and therefore to AIDS.

Reefer makes darkies think they're as good as white men.

Reefer makes darkies think they're as good as white men.

If you ain't got a good job and you ain't smokin' weed, then I dont...

If you ain't got a good job and you ain't smokin' weed, then I dont...

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.