When a man wants to murder a tiger, it's called sport; when the tiger wants to murder him it's called ferocity.
Quote by George Bernard Shaw
Although I cannot lay an egg, I am a very good judge of omelettes
The universal regard for money is the one hopeful fact in our civilization.
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A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.
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Every man over forty is a scoundrel.
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We don't stop playing because we grow old; We grow old because we stop playing.
A lifetime of happiness? No man could bear it: it would be hell on earth
The things most people want to know about are usually none of their business.
The faults of the burglar are the qualities of the financier.
Those who do not know how to live must make a merit of dying.
Those who can do, those who can't teach.
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