Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
Quote by George Bernard Shaw
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I make a fortune from criticizing the policy of the government, and then hand it...
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The world is populated in the main by people who should not exist
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No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always convinced...
Every man over forty is a scoundrel.
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it...
Those who do not know how to live must make a merit of dying
Justice is justice though it's always delayed and finally done only by mistake
There is nothing more dangerous than the conscience of a bigot.
When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that...
The only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough leisure to wonder...
Most people do not pray; they only beg.
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of...
Few people think more than two or three times a year; I have made an...
When a man wants to murder a tiger, it's called sport; when the tiger wants...
He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.
Experience fails to teach where there is no desire to learn.
You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil.