Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
Quote by George Bernard Shaw
It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics.
A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.
A fashion is nothing but an induced epidemic.
All progress means war with society.
To withhold deserved praise lest it should make its object conceited is as dishonest as...
There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it.
Common people do not pray, my lord: they only beg
Most people do not pray; they only beg.
People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.
You have to choose between trusting to the natural stability of gold and the natural...
You'll never have a quiet world till you knock the patriotism out of the human...
Woman reduces us all to a common denomination
Dying is a troublesome business: there is pain to be suffered, and it wrings one's...
Youth is wasted on the young.
Every person who has mastered a profession is a skeptic concerning it.
Disobedience, the rarest and most courageous of the virtues, is seldom distinguished from neglect, the...
A man of great common sense and good taste - meaning thereby a man without...
Folly is the direct pursuit of happiness and beauty
The most costly of all follies is to believe passionately in the palpably not true....
A fool and his money are soon parted.