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The body is at its best between the ages of thirty and thirty-five; the mind...

The body is at its best between the ages of thirty and thirty-five; the mind...

I am definitely not scared of Mike Tyson. I am at the top of the...

I am definitely not scared of Mike Tyson. I am at the top of the...

From the moment of birth, when the stone-age baby confronts the twentieth-century mother, the baby...

From the moment of birth, when the stone-age baby confronts the twentieth-century mother, the baby...

Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.

Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.

Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo.

Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo.

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be...

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be...

Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ

Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!

I think the dying pray at the last not please but thank you as a...

I think the dying pray at the last not please but thank you as a...

If youth knew; if age could.

If youth knew; if age could.

There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.

There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places...

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places...

The Internet: Transforming Society and Shaping the Future Through Chat

The Internet: Transforming Society and Shaping the Future Through Chat

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.

An extra-terrestrial philosopher, who had watched a single youth up to the age of twenty-one...

An extra-terrestrial philosopher, who had watched a single youth up to the age of twenty-one...

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games...

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games...

Home wasn't built in a day.

Home wasn't built in a day.

A sister is someone who is always gonna be there no matter what. You guys...

A sister is someone who is always gonna be there no matter what. You guys...

You have been the oldest friend I have ever had. Thank you for being such...

You have been the oldest friend I have ever had. Thank you for being such...