Midlife crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age.

Quote by William D Tammeus

Topics: Age Quotes, Funny Quotes

Stunning vistas don't always produce eloquence.

Stunning vistas don't always produce eloquence.

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations,...

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations,...

You don't really understand human nature unless you know why a child on a merry-go-round...

You don't really understand human nature unless you know why a child on a merry-go-round...

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations,...

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations,...

The way to crush the bourgeoisie is to grind them between the millstones of taxation...

The way to crush the bourgeoisie is to grind them between the millstones of taxation...

Inflation outstripped real wages for people who work for pay from others.

Inflation outstripped real wages for people who work for pay from others.

Production is the only answer to inflation.

Production is the only answer to inflation.

When people begin anticipating inflation, it doesn't do you any good anymore, because any benefit...

When people begin anticipating inflation, it doesn't do you any good anymore, because any benefit...

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be...

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be...

We will never try to develop a strategy that wins on price. There is nothing...

We will never try to develop a strategy that wins on price. There is nothing...

I do not think it is an exaggeration to say history is largely a history...

I do not think it is an exaggeration to say history is largely a history...

By a continuing process of inflation, government can confiscate, secretly and unobserved, an important part...

By a continuing process of inflation, government can confiscate, secretly and unobserved, an important part...

We have to keep our eye on inflation, but so far inflation remains reasonably in...

We have to keep our eye on inflation, but so far inflation remains reasonably in...

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get...

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get...

A man explained inflation to his wife thus: 'When we married, you measured 36-24-36. Now...

A man explained inflation to his wife thus: 'When we married, you measured 36-24-36. Now...

I continue to believe that the American people have a love-hate relationship with inflation. They...

I continue to believe that the American people have a love-hate relationship with inflation. They...

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get...

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get...

Inflation is like sin; every government denounces it and every government practices it.

Inflation is like sin; every government denounces it and every government practices it.

Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings.

Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings.

Inflation hasn't ruined everything. A dime can still be used as a screwdriver.

Inflation hasn't ruined everything. A dime can still be used as a screwdriver.