Midlife crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age.

Quote by William D Tammeus

Topics: Age Quotes, Funny Quotes

Stunning vistas don't always produce eloquence.

Stunning vistas don't always produce eloquence.

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations,...

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations,...

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations,...

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations,...

You don't really understand human nature unless you know why a child on a merry-go-round...

You don't really understand human nature unless you know why a child on a merry-go-round...

Government, obviously, cannot fill a child's emotional needs. Nor can it fill his spiritual and...

Government, obviously, cannot fill a child's emotional needs. Nor can it fill his spiritual and...

In each family a story is playing itself out, and each family's story embodies its...

In each family a story is playing itself out, and each family's story embodies its...

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it...

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it...

I had no reason to doubt that brains were suitable for a woman. And as...

I had no reason to doubt that brains were suitable for a woman. And as...

Every child senses, with all the horse sense that's in him, that any parent is...

Every child senses, with all the horse sense that's in him, that any parent is...

Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way

Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way

Look for the good, not the evil, in the conduct of members of the family.

Look for the good, not the evil, in the conduct of members of the family.

Other things may change us, but we start and end with the family

Other things may change us, but we start and end with the family

Where are they now that we, the men whom they sent off to war, have...

Where are they now that we, the men whom they sent off to war, have...

Other things may change us, but we start and end with family

Other things may change us, but we start and end with family

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on

Reduce the layers of management. They put distance between the top of an organization and...

Reduce the layers of management. They put distance between the top of an organization and...

The best way to relieve families from time to time is to let them keep...

The best way to relieve families from time to time is to let them keep...

I don't care how poor a man is; if he has family, he's rich

I don't care how poor a man is; if he has family, he's rich

Government, obviously, cannot fill a child's emotional needs. Nor can it fill his spiritual and...

Government, obviously, cannot fill a child's emotional needs. Nor can it fill his spiritual and...

I learned from the example of my father that the manner in which one endures...

I learned from the example of my father that the manner in which one endures...

Not one or two, Subhuti, not one or two, but all the beings - men,...

Not one or two, Subhuti, not one or two, but all the beings - men,...