Midlife crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age.

Quote by William D Tammeus

Topics: Age Quotes, Funny Quotes

You don't really understand human nature unless you know why a child on a merry-go-round...

You don't really understand human nature unless you know why a child on a merry-go-round...

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations,...

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations,...

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations,...

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations,...

Stunning vistas don't always produce eloquence.

Stunning vistas don't always produce eloquence.