What I have now are good problems of trying to decide and what I really want to do is good work next. My phone's ringing a lot more and I've got nine lines so when it doesn't ring, it's very…

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There was this whole middle time that only Chris Rock came out of, you know,...

There was this whole middle time that only Chris Rock came out of, you know,...

Paul Riser tells it in an interesting way; he dissects it and tells the structure,...

Paul Riser tells it in an interesting way; he dissects it and tells the structure,...

Marijuana is not a drug!!! I used to suck dick for coke! You ever suck...

Marijuana is not a drug!!! I used to suck dick for coke! You ever suck...

It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don't tell the Aristocrats...

It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don't tell the Aristocrats...

I've had a pilot every single year that didn't sell for the past four years,...

I've had a pilot every single year that didn't sell for the past four years,...

I have three kids, the oldest is 18 and her friends are going to see...

I have three kids, the oldest is 18 and her friends are going to see...

I just did a play in New York which has been my best experience that...

I just did a play in New York which has been my best experience that...

25, 30 years ago, that meant something, they were making some money. And they were...

25, 30 years ago, that meant something, they were making some money. And they were...

I don't roll like that but I've never been with a hooker either. Yeah, that's...

I don't roll like that but I've never been with a hooker either. Yeah, that's...

I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is...

I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is...

I don't like the negative of reality tv - the 'you're no good, so you...

I don't like the negative of reality tv - the 'you're no good, so you...

It's 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It's...

It's 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It's...

I have a feeling I'm going to wake up one day and say 'I can't...

I have a feeling I'm going to wake up one day and say 'I can't...

I'm doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it's fantastic and it makes...

I'm doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it's fantastic and it makes...

Yet there are some people - Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he's a really...

Yet there are some people - Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he's a really...

The nature of comedy is 'just do it.' But I think what's interesting about it...

The nature of comedy is 'just do it.' But I think what's interesting about it...

I think Desperate Housewives is a pretty good show, I watch it, I like it...

I think Desperate Housewives is a pretty good show, I watch it, I like it...

Now people want what the movie was about, which is violent comedy. And that's really...

Now people want what the movie was about, which is violent comedy. And that's really...