It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don't tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o'clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean…

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I have three kids, the oldest is 18 and her friends are going to see...

I have three kids, the oldest is 18 and her friends are going to see...

What I have now are good problems of trying to decide and what I really...

What I have now are good problems of trying to decide and what I really...

Marijuana is not a drug!!! I used to suck dick for coke! You ever suck...

Marijuana is not a drug!!! I used to suck dick for coke! You ever suck...

I've had a pilot every single year that didn't sell for the past four years,...

I've had a pilot every single year that didn't sell for the past four years,...

It's 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It's...

It's 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It's...

I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is...

I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is...

Now people want what the movie was about, which is violent comedy. And that's really...

Now people want what the movie was about, which is violent comedy. And that's really...

The nature of comedy is 'just do it.' But I think what's interesting about it...

The nature of comedy is 'just do it.' But I think what's interesting about it...

Paul Riser tells it in an interesting way; he dissects it and tells the structure,...

Paul Riser tells it in an interesting way; he dissects it and tells the structure,...

Yet there are some people - Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he's a really...

Yet there are some people - Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he's a really...

I don't roll like that but I've never been with a hooker either. Yeah, that's...

I don't roll like that but I've never been with a hooker either. Yeah, that's...

I'm doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it's fantastic and it makes...

I'm doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it's fantastic and it makes...

I just did a play in New York which has been my best experience that...

I just did a play in New York which has been my best experience that...

There was this whole middle time that only Chris Rock came out of, you know,...

There was this whole middle time that only Chris Rock came out of, you know,...

I don't like the negative of reality tv - the 'you're no good, so you...

I don't like the negative of reality tv - the 'you're no good, so you...

I think Desperate Housewives is a pretty good show, I watch it, I like it...

I think Desperate Housewives is a pretty good show, I watch it, I like it...

25, 30 years ago, that meant something, they were making some money. And they were...

25, 30 years ago, that meant something, they were making some money. And they were...

I have a feeling I'm going to wake up one day and say 'I can't...

I have a feeling I'm going to wake up one day and say 'I can't...