We're also the only country that has the Death Penalty. That's something to boast about, isn't it?

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There's only one thing worse than a man who doesn't have strong likes and dislikes,...

There's only one thing worse than a man who doesn't have strong likes and dislikes,...

The competition is pretty rough these days.

The competition is pretty rough these days.

I thought that I held the record of most appearances on the Bob Hope Show,...

I thought that I held the record of most appearances on the Bob Hope Show,...

Well, I'm a tape-recording nut. I like to play my tapes.

Well, I'm a tape-recording nut. I like to play my tapes.

The young actors coming out of the Universities are well trained.

The young actors coming out of the Universities are well trained.

Inherit the Wind is a wonderful play, and I was in the original with Paul...

Inherit the Wind is a wonderful play, and I was in the original with Paul...

In fact, it used to be a joke if you studied at a University.

In fact, it used to be a joke if you studied at a University.

I would have started the National Actors Theatre 30 years earlier.

I would have started the National Actors Theatre 30 years earlier.

I never achieved my first goal in the National Actors Theatre, which is to have...

I never achieved my first goal in the National Actors Theatre, which is to have...

We have too many actors for the jobs available.

We have too many actors for the jobs available.

Marilyn Monroe was no fun to work with. She would report to work around 5:00...

Marilyn Monroe was no fun to work with. She would report to work around 5:00...

Many of the Universities have very good Theatre Departments these days.

Many of the Universities have very good Theatre Departments these days.

I've always enjoyed Acting. Acting is acting.

I've always enjoyed Acting. Acting is acting.

Awards sell tickets, and they're a clever publicity stunt.

Awards sell tickets, and they're a clever publicity stunt.

You mustn't take any award so seriously.

You mustn't take any award so seriously.

And it's a crime because the great plays of history, going all the way back...

And it's a crime because the great plays of history, going all the way back...

The real thing is, you should be seeing these plays in the Theatre. That's what...

The real thing is, you should be seeing these plays in the Theatre. That's what...

Museums, I love museums.

Museums, I love museums.

I was on the Johnny Carson show, I believe 114 or 104 times. And aside...

I was on the Johnny Carson show, I believe 114 or 104 times. And aside...

Everyone town of 100,000 in the United States should have a Classical Theater supported by...

Everyone town of 100,000 in the United States should have a Classical Theater supported by...