In fact, it used to be a joke if you studied at a University.

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Awards sell tickets, and they're a clever publicity stunt.

Awards sell tickets, and they're a clever publicity stunt.

The competition is pretty rough these days.

The competition is pretty rough these days.

I would have started the National Actors Theatre 30 years earlier.

I would have started the National Actors Theatre 30 years earlier.

Inherit the Wind is a wonderful play, and I was in the original with Paul...

Inherit the Wind is a wonderful play, and I was in the original with Paul...

Sooner or later, we sell out for money.

Sooner or later, we sell out for money.

Museums, I love museums.

Museums, I love museums.

I never achieved my first goal in the National Actors Theatre, which is to have...

I never achieved my first goal in the National Actors Theatre, which is to have...

I was on the Johnny Carson show, I believe 114 or 104 times. And aside...

I was on the Johnny Carson show, I believe 114 or 104 times. And aside...

I thought that I held the record of most appearances on the Bob Hope Show,...

I thought that I held the record of most appearances on the Bob Hope Show,...

Marilyn Monroe was no fun to work with. She would report to work around 5:00...

Marilyn Monroe was no fun to work with. She would report to work around 5:00...

The young actors coming out of the Universities are well trained.

The young actors coming out of the Universities are well trained.

Well, I'm a tape-recording nut. I like to play my tapes.

Well, I'm a tape-recording nut. I like to play my tapes.

So many people have won Emmys, so many people have won multiple Emmys that I...

So many people have won Emmys, so many people have won multiple Emmys that I...

And it's a crime because the great plays of history, going all the way back...

And it's a crime because the great plays of history, going all the way back...

Everyone town of 100,000 in the United States should have a Classical Theater supported by...

Everyone town of 100,000 in the United States should have a Classical Theater supported by...

I've always enjoyed Acting. Acting is acting.

I've always enjoyed Acting. Acting is acting.

We have too many actors for the jobs available.

We have too many actors for the jobs available.

We're also the only country that has the Death Penalty. That's something to boast about,...

We're also the only country that has the Death Penalty. That's something to boast about,...

You mustn't take any award so seriously.

You mustn't take any award so seriously.

There's only one thing worse than a man who doesn't have strong likes and dislikes,...

There's only one thing worse than a man who doesn't have strong likes and dislikes,...