Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

Quote by Helen Rowland

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The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of...

The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of...

A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty...

A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty...

It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son - and...

It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son - and...

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the...

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the...

A fool and her money are soon courted.

A fool and her money are soon courted.

A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all...

And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all...

To make a man perfectly happy tell him he works too hard, that he spends...

To make a man perfectly happy tell him he works too hard, that he spends...

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you;...

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you;...

When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work...

When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work...

A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight...

A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight...

You will never win if you never begin.

You will never win if you never begin.

A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say...

A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say...

Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds

Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds

The hardest task in a girl's life is to prove to a man that his...

The hardest task in a girl's life is to prove to a man that his...

Don't waste time trying to break a man's heart; be satisfied if you can just...

Don't waste time trying to break a man's heart; be satisfied if you can just...

It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another...

It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another...

Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and...

Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and...

Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.

Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.

A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the...

A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the...