We should all be obliged to appear before a board every five years and justify our existence... on pain of liquidation.

Quote by George Bernard Shaw

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We must always think about things, and we must think about things as they are,...

We must always think about things, and we must think about things as they are,...

Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.

Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.

Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.

Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.

Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about...

Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about...

The only service a friend can really render is to keep your courage by holding...

The only service a friend can really render is to keep your courage by holding...

Home life is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a...

Home life is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a...

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. The poverty-stricken man...

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. The poverty-stricken man...

We are all dependent on one another, every soul of us on earth.

We are all dependent on one another, every soul of us on earth.

Hell is full of musical amateurs: music is the brandy of the damned

Hell is full of musical amateurs: music is the brandy of the damned

You see things; and you say Why? But I dream things that never were; and...

You see things; and you say Why? But I dream things that never were; and...

All young women begin by believing they can change and reform the men they marry....

All young women begin by believing they can change and reform the men they marry....

You'll get more out of me and a machine than you will out of twenty...

You'll get more out of me and a machine than you will out of twenty...

The established government has no more right to call itself the state than the smoke...

The established government has no more right to call itself the state than the smoke...

Revolutions have never lightened the burden of tyranny: they have only shifted it to another...

Revolutions have never lightened the burden of tyranny: they have only shifted it to another...

Get married, but never to a man who is home all day

Get married, but never to a man who is home all day

Youth is wasted on the young.

Youth is wasted on the young.

If everybody minded their own business, said the Duchess in a hoarse growl, the world...

If everybody minded their own business, said the Duchess in a hoarse growl, the world...

On a scale of Voldemort to Pinocchio, how Nosy are you?

On a scale of Voldemort to Pinocchio, how Nosy are you?

Hey I found your nose, it was in my business again...

Hey I found your nose, it was in my business again...