We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me!

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Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he...

Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he...

Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct.

Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct.

I will not bond. I will not share. I refuse to nuture.

I will not bond. I will not share. I refuse to nuture.

I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and...

I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and...

I want you to take away the hope because that's the thing that's killing me.

I want you to take away the hope because that's the thing that's killing me.

I've eaten things that didn't complain this much.

I've eaten things that didn't complain this much.

My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth...

My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth...

My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth...

My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth...

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part...

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part...

Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons...

Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons...

Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find...

Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find...

I'm the enemy because I like to think. I like to read. I'm into freedom...

I'm the enemy because I like to think. I like to read. I'm into freedom...

There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we...

There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we...

I do have to say that I think that President Obama is the greatest President...

I do have to say that I think that President Obama is the greatest President...

Marriage is like a dull meal with the dessert at the beginning

Marriage is like a dull meal with the dessert at the beginning

I'm the enemy because I like to think. I like to read. I'm into freedom...

I'm the enemy because I like to think. I like to read. I'm into freedom...

I'm the enemy because I like to think. I like to read. I'm into freedom...

I'm the enemy because I like to think. I like to read. I'm into freedom...

People with no humor, they're outta my life.

People with no humor, they're outta my life.

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

But we are at war, and we here at THE DAILY SHOW will do our...

But we are at war, and we here at THE DAILY SHOW will do our...