I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with.

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There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we...

There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we...

Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons...

Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons...

I'm the enemy because I like to think. I like to read. I'm into freedom...

I'm the enemy because I like to think. I like to read. I'm into freedom...

The best pitch I ever heard about cocaine was back in the early eighties when...

The best pitch I ever heard about cocaine was back in the early eighties when...

Marriage is like a dull meal with the dessert at the beginning

Marriage is like a dull meal with the dessert at the beginning

Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he...

Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he...

Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct.

Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct.

I will not bond. I will not share. I refuse to nuture.

I will not bond. I will not share. I refuse to nuture.

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part...

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part...

My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth...

My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth...

I'm the enemy because I like to think. I like to read. I'm into freedom...

I'm the enemy because I like to think. I like to read. I'm into freedom...

I do have to say that I think that President Obama is the greatest President...

I do have to say that I think that President Obama is the greatest President...

I'm the enemy because I like to think. I like to read. I'm into freedom...

I'm the enemy because I like to think. I like to read. I'm into freedom...

We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking...

We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking...

My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth...

My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth...

I've eaten things that didn't complain this much.

I've eaten things that didn't complain this much.

I want you to take away the hope because that's the thing that's killing me.

I want you to take away the hope because that's the thing that's killing me.

Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find...

Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find...

Why do men so eagerly take the leash of marriage into their mouths as if...

Why do men so eagerly take the leash of marriage into their mouths as if...

Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes...

Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes...