I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with.

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I've eaten things that didn't complain this much.

I've eaten things that didn't complain this much.

I want you to take away the hope because that's the thing that's killing me.

I want you to take away the hope because that's the thing that's killing me.

I'm the enemy because I like to think. I like to read. I'm into freedom...

I'm the enemy because I like to think. I like to read. I'm into freedom...

The best pitch I ever heard about cocaine was back in the early eighties when...

The best pitch I ever heard about cocaine was back in the early eighties when...

Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons...

Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons...

I'm the enemy because I like to think. I like to read. I'm into freedom...

I'm the enemy because I like to think. I like to read. I'm into freedom...

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part...

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part...

We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking...

We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking...

There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we...

There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we...

I do have to say that I think that President Obama is the greatest President...

I do have to say that I think that President Obama is the greatest President...

I'm the enemy because I like to think. I like to read. I'm into freedom...

I'm the enemy because I like to think. I like to read. I'm into freedom...

I will not bond. I will not share. I refuse to nuture.

I will not bond. I will not share. I refuse to nuture.

My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth...

My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth...

My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth...

My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth...

Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find...

Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find...

Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he...

Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he...

Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct.

Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct.