We don't take care of our teachers and our cops and our firemen. They should be at the top of our list.

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But I believe that there are marriages where you can have your pool table and...

But I believe that there are marriages where you can have your pool table and...

I love strong women, not only in life but in craft.

I love strong women, not only in life but in craft.

It's fun to play people who are flawed.

It's fun to play people who are flawed.

My whole life, I've been telling jokes.

My whole life, I've been telling jokes.

Humor is healing.

Humor is healing.

I would probably be a teacher if I weren't a comedian.

I would probably be a teacher if I weren't a comedian.

There's a black man inside of me just trying to make bail.

There's a black man inside of me just trying to make bail.

I think we love watching people that are flawed because we're all flawed.

I think we love watching people that are flawed because we're all flawed.

You take away all the other luxuries in life, and if you can make someone...

You take away all the other luxuries in life, and if you can make someone...

I was very, very large as a kid and never athletic, and my home life...

I was very, very large as a kid and never athletic, and my home life...

It's all I have left in my life, caffeine and a poodle.

It's all I have left in my life, caffeine and a poodle.