It's all I have left in my life, caffeine and a poodle.

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You take away all the other luxuries in life, and if you can make someone...

You take away all the other luxuries in life, and if you can make someone...

We don't take care of our teachers and our cops and our firemen. They should...

We don't take care of our teachers and our cops and our firemen. They should...

I would probably be a teacher if I weren't a comedian.

I would probably be a teacher if I weren't a comedian.

I think we love watching people that are flawed because we're all flawed.

I think we love watching people that are flawed because we're all flawed.

It's fun to play people who are flawed.

It's fun to play people who are flawed.

But I believe that there are marriages where you can have your pool table and...

But I believe that there are marriages where you can have your pool table and...

Humor is healing.

Humor is healing.

My whole life, I've been telling jokes.

My whole life, I've been telling jokes.

There's a black man inside of me just trying to make bail.

There's a black man inside of me just trying to make bail.

I love strong women, not only in life but in craft.

I love strong women, not only in life but in craft.

I was very, very large as a kid and never athletic, and my home life...

I was very, very large as a kid and never athletic, and my home life...