We all want to help one another. Human beings are like that. We want to live by each other's happiness, not by each other's misery.
Quote by Charlie Chaplin
We think too much and feel too little.
Words are cheap. The biggest thing you can say is 'elephant'.
A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.
In the end, everything is a gag.
A day without laughter is a day wasted.
Despair is a narcotic. It lulls the mind into indifference.
I have no further use for America. I wouldn't go back there if Jesus Christ...
I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man.
Why should poetry have to make sense?
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I'd sooner be called a successful crook than a destitute monarch.
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To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain, and play with it!
I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained...
I thought I would dress in baggy pants, big shoes, a cane and a derby...
This is a ruthless world and one must be ruthless to cope with it.
Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain.
There is always a secret irritation about a laugh in which we cannot join
Every pulpit is a pillory, in which stands a hired culprit, defending the justice of...