In the end, everything is a gag.
Quote by Charlie Chaplin
Words are cheap. The biggest thing you can say is 'elephant'.
I suppose that's one of the ironies of life doing the wrong thing at the...
A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.
Remember, you can always stoop and pick up nothing.
I went into the business for the money, and the art grew out of it....
Despair is a narcotic. It lulls the mind into indifference.
Life could be wonderful if people would leave you alone.
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty...
This is a ruthless world and one must be ruthless to cope with it.
Actors search for rejection. If they don't get it they reject themselves.
Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot.
Brunettes are troublemakers. They're worse than the Jews.
That is why, no matter how desperate the predicament is, I am always very much...
Dictators free themselves, but they enslave the people.
We might as well die as to go on living like this.
The hate of men will pass, and dictators die, and the power they took from...
To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain, and play with it!
I don't believe that the public knows what it wants; this is the conclusion that...
A tramp, a gentleman, a poet, a dreamer, a lonely fellow, always hopeful of romance...
I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man.