To be honest with you, when I got into this I never thought about reviews. I never thought about what people would say about me. I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an…

Quote by Adam Sandler

When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks...

When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks...

The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that...

The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that...

I don't know who I touch and who I don't. I work hard trying to...

I don't know who I touch and who I don't. I work hard trying to...

Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship with my girlfriend and with my family,...

Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship with my girlfriend and with my family,...

I sang a song at my sister's wedding. My mother forced me into that, too....

I sang a song at my sister's wedding. My mother forced me into that, too....

It definitely has learning a lesson about the way you're living your life. I wouldn't...

It definitely has learning a lesson about the way you're living your life. I wouldn't...

I mean, I look at my dad. He was twenty when he started having a...

I mean, I look at my dad. He was twenty when he started having a...

I still get very scared when I step in front of a live audience.

I still get very scared when I step in front of a live audience.

Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!

Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!

When I'm up there, and I know the show's coming to a close, in my...

When I'm up there, and I know the show's coming to a close, in my...

Well, we're living in a material world, and I'm a material girl... or boy.

Well, we're living in a material world, and I'm a material girl... or boy.

You know, when you don't go on TV and talk about how many women you...

You know, when you don't go on TV and talk about how many women you...

Feels good to try, but playing a father, I'm getting a little older. I see...

Feels good to try, but playing a father, I'm getting a little older. I see...

I'm not comfortable being around too many people. I don't like being out in public...

I'm not comfortable being around too many people. I don't like being out in public...

I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.

I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.

When I got into this, I never thought about reviews. I never thought about what...

When I got into this, I never thought about reviews. I never thought about what...

I don't think about that. I wasn't a kid growing up saying one day I'll...

I don't think about that. I wasn't a kid growing up saying one day I'll...

We just bought this house. It's too big. It's like 400,000 square feet, or something....

We just bought this house. It's too big. It's like 400,000 square feet, or something....