Well, we're living in a material world, and I'm a material girl... or boy.

Quote by Adam Sandler

I mean, I look at my dad. He was twenty when he started having a...

I mean, I look at my dad. He was twenty when he started having a...

I sang a song at my sister's wedding. My mother forced me into that, too....

I sang a song at my sister's wedding. My mother forced me into that, too....

I'm 31 now. I think I'm beginning to understand what life is, what romance is,...

I'm 31 now. I think I'm beginning to understand what life is, what romance is,...

Feels good to try, but playing a father, I'm getting a little older. I see...

Feels good to try, but playing a father, I'm getting a little older. I see...

Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love...

Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love...

I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I...

I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I...

We just bought this house. It's too big. It's like 400,000 square feet, or something....

We just bought this house. It's too big. It's like 400,000 square feet, or something....

I do love the films I've done in the past. I work hard in my...

I do love the films I've done in the past. I work hard in my...

When I got into this, I never thought about reviews. I never thought about what...

When I got into this, I never thought about reviews. I never thought about what...

I never had a speech from my father 'this is what you must do or...

I never had a speech from my father 'this is what you must do or...

I don't know who I touch and who I don't. I work hard trying to...

I don't know who I touch and who I don't. I work hard trying to...

You know, when you don't go on TV and talk about how many women you...

You know, when you don't go on TV and talk about how many women you...

Well I have a microphone and you don't so you will listen to every damn...

Well I have a microphone and you don't so you will listen to every damn...

I still get very scared when I step in front of a live audience.

I still get very scared when I step in front of a live audience.

When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks...

When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks...

My movies just kind of sneak up on you. I don't have to worry too...

My movies just kind of sneak up on you. I don't have to worry too...

I'm not comfortable being around too many people. I don't like being out in public...

I'm not comfortable being around too many people. I don't like being out in public...

Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying...

Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying...

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.

You got nothing to lose. You don't lose when you lose fake friends.

You got nothing to lose. You don't lose when you lose fake friends.