These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made sound never equalled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig.

Quote by Alfred Hitchcock

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One must never set up a murder. They must happen unexpectedlly, as in life.

One must never set up a murder. They must happen unexpectedlly, as in life.

I'm full of fears and I do my best to avoid difficulties and any kind...

I'm full of fears and I do my best to avoid difficulties and any kind...

Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs.

Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs.

A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the...

A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the...

The paperback is very interesting but I find it will never replace the hardcover book...

The paperback is very interesting but I find it will never replace the hardcover book...

This paperback is very interesting, but I find it will never replace a hardcover book...

This paperback is very interesting, but I find it will never replace a hardcover book...

The only way to get rid of my fears is to make films about them.

The only way to get rid of my fears is to make films about them.

What is drama but life with the dull bits cut out.

What is drama but life with the dull bits cut out.

For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake.

For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake.

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake.

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake.

The ideal husband understands every word his wife doesnt say.

The ideal husband understands every word his wife doesnt say.

There is nothing quite so good as burial at sea. It is simple, tidy, and...

There is nothing quite so good as burial at sea. It is simple, tidy, and...

I am a typed director. If I made Cinderella, the audience would immediately be looking...

I am a typed director. If I made Cinderella, the audience would immediately be looking...

In films murders are always very clean. I show how difficult it is and what...

In films murders are always very clean. I show how difficult it is and what...

I am scared easily, here is a list of my adrenaline - production: 1: small...

I am scared easily, here is a list of my adrenaline - production: 1: small...

Someone once told me that every minute a murder occurs, so I don't want to...

Someone once told me that every minute a murder occurs, so I don't want to...

I am to provide the public with beneficial shocks.

I am to provide the public with beneficial shocks.

In a good marriage each is the others better half.

In a good marriage each is the others better half.

Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers

Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers

Marriage is a series of desperate arguments people feel passionately about.

Marriage is a series of desperate arguments people feel passionately about.