These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made sound never equalled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig.

Quote by Alfred Hitchcock

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This award is meaningful because it comes from my fellow dealers in celluloid.

This award is meaningful because it comes from my fellow dealers in celluloid.

The ideal husband understands every word his wife doesnt say.

The ideal husband understands every word his wife doesnt say.

Luck is everything... My good luck in life was to be a really frightened person....

Luck is everything... My good luck in life was to be a really frightened person....

Revenge is sweet and not fattening.

Revenge is sweet and not fattening.

Television is like the American toaster, you push the button and the same thing pops...

Television is like the American toaster, you push the button and the same thing pops...

In feature films the director is God; in documentary films God is the director.

In feature films the director is God; in documentary films God is the director.

Luck is everything... My good luck in life was to be a really frightened person....

Luck is everything... My good luck in life was to be a really frightened person....

In a good marriage each is the others better half.

In a good marriage each is the others better half.

There is nothing to winning, really. That is, if you happen to be blessed with...

There is nothing to winning, really. That is, if you happen to be blessed with...

If it's a good movie, the sound could go off and the audience would still...

If it's a good movie, the sound could go off and the audience would still...

Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs.

Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs.

This paperback is very interesting, but I find it will never replace a hardcover book...

This paperback is very interesting, but I find it will never replace a hardcover book...

One must never set up a murder. They must happen unexpectedlly, as in life.

One must never set up a murder. They must happen unexpectedlly, as in life.

What is drama but life with the dull bits cut out.

What is drama but life with the dull bits cut out.

When an actor comes to me and wants to discuss his character, I say, 'It's...

When an actor comes to me and wants to discuss his character, I say, 'It's...

The more successful the villain, the more successful the picture.

The more successful the villain, the more successful the picture.

The only way to get rid of my fears is to make films about them.

The only way to get rid of my fears is to make films about them.

These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw...

These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw...

Drama is life with the dull bits cut out.

Drama is life with the dull bits cut out.

I'm not against the police; I'm just afraid of them.

I'm not against the police; I'm just afraid of them.