There's a glorious sense of freedom in comedy, just allowing myself to tell jokes, allowing myself to interrupt myself and tell old African folk stories that I made up - or didn't - and Jamaican stories.

Quote by Neil Gaiman

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Partly because I get such astonishingly nice fans.

Partly because I get such astonishingly nice fans.

Things need not have happened to be true. Tales and adventures are the shadow truths...

Things need not have happened to be true. Tales and adventures are the shadow truths...

I've been making a list of the things they don't teach you at school. They...

I've been making a list of the things they don't teach you at school. They...

Archimedes said that with a long enough lever and a solid enough place to stand,...

Archimedes said that with a long enough lever and a solid enough place to stand,...

Firstly, there is no such person as Death. Second, Death's this tall guy with a...

Firstly, there is no such person as Death. Second, Death's this tall guy with a...

We all not only could know everything. We do. We just tell ourselves we don't...

We all not only could know everything. We do. We just tell ourselves we don't...

I think of myself as a very lazy author.

I think of myself as a very lazy author.

I lost some time once. It's always in the last place you look for it.

I lost some time once. It's always in the last place you look for it.

Life without love is a shadow of things that might be

Life without love is a shadow of things that might be

So the Comic Book Legal Defense Fund is out there preserving and fighting for, and...

So the Comic Book Legal Defense Fund is out there preserving and fighting for, and...

All we have to believe with is our senses, the tools we use to perceive...

All we have to believe with is our senses, the tools we use to perceive...

Also, I've already won all the awards.

Also, I've already won all the awards.

I started writing when I was about 20, 21 maybe.

I started writing when I was about 20, 21 maybe.

Is the chemical aftertaste the reason why people eat hot dogs, or is it some...

Is the chemical aftertaste the reason why people eat hot dogs, or is it some...

Rock and roll stars have it much better than writers when they're on a tour.

Rock and roll stars have it much better than writers when they're on a tour.

I loved writing a book in which, in some ways, it's very, very classical, and...

I loved writing a book in which, in some ways, it's very, very classical, and...

The current total of countries in the world with First Amendments is one. You have...

The current total of countries in the world with First Amendments is one. You have...

You get ideas from daydreaming. You get ideas from being bored. You get ideas all...

You get ideas from daydreaming. You get ideas from being bored. You get ideas all...

Being bored is not a legitimate excuse to post 1000+ webcam photos of yourself.

Being bored is not a legitimate excuse to post 1000+ webcam photos of yourself.

I used to always sneak food into class to eat when I got bored...Well, not...

I used to always sneak food into class to eat when I got bored...Well, not...