There are 3 faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.

Quote by Benjamin Franklin

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Never take a wife till thou hast a house and a fire to put her...

Never take a wife till thou hast a house and a fire to put her...

I saw few die of hunger; of eating, a hundred thousand.

I saw few die of hunger; of eating, a hundred thousand.

Never leave that till tomorrow which you can do today.

Never leave that till tomorrow which you can do today.

Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.

Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.

One today is worth two tomorrows.

One today is worth two tomorrows.

The best time to make friends is before you need them. Ether Barrymore

The best time to make friends is before you need them. Ether Barrymore

Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time, for that is the stuff life...

Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time, for that is the stuff life...

You may delay, but time will not.

You may delay, but time will not.

It is much easier to suppress a first desire than to satisfy those that follow.

It is much easier to suppress a first desire than to satisfy those that follow.

Those that won't be counseled can't be helped.

Those that won't be counseled can't be helped.

Proclaim not all thou knowest

Proclaim not all thou knowest

Wealth is not his that has it, but his that enjoys it.

Wealth is not his that has it, but his that enjoys it.

To err is human, to repent divine, to persist devilish

To err is human, to repent divine, to persist devilish

Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.

Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.

Observe all men; thy self most.

Observe all men; thy self most.

Originality is the art of concealing your sources

Originality is the art of concealing your sources

Marriage is the most natural state of man, and... the state in which you will...

Marriage is the most natural state of man, and... the state in which you will...

Fear not death for the sooner we die, the longer we shall be immortal.

Fear not death for the sooner we die, the longer we shall be immortal.

When you are sorrowful look again in your heart, and you shall see that in...

When you are sorrowful look again in your heart, and you shall see that in...

Tears are Gods gift to us. Our holy water. They heal us as they flow.

Tears are Gods gift to us. Our holy water. They heal us as they flow.