There are 3 faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.

Quote by Benjamin Franklin

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When you're finished changing, you're finished.

When you're finished changing, you're finished.

We may give advice but we cannot give conduct.

We may give advice but we cannot give conduct.

Work while it is called today, for you know not how much you will be...

Work while it is called today, for you know not how much you will be...

Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise

Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise

When you're finished changing, you're finished.

When you're finished changing, you're finished.

Everybody's human-everybody makes mistakes. If you laugh it off and keep going and try to...

Everybody's human-everybody makes mistakes. If you laugh it off and keep going and try to...

He that can compose himself, is wiser than he that composes books.

He that can compose himself, is wiser than he that composes books.

Having been poor is no shame, but being ashamed of it, is.

Having been poor is no shame, but being ashamed of it, is.

He that raises a large family does, indeed, while he lives to observe them, stand...

He that raises a large family does, indeed, while he lives to observe them, stand...

When youre finished changing, youre finished.

When youre finished changing, youre finished.

Being ignorant is not so much a shame, as being unwilling to learn.

Being ignorant is not so much a shame, as being unwilling to learn.

Be sober and temperate, and you will be healthy.

Be sober and temperate, and you will be healthy.

Hear reason, or shell make you feel her.

Hear reason, or shell make you feel her.

Nine men in ten are would be suicides.

Nine men in ten are would be suicides.

Sloth and Silence are a Fool's Virtues

Sloth and Silence are a Fool's Virtues

Friends and neighbors, the taxes are indeed very heavy, and if those laid on by...

Friends and neighbors, the taxes are indeed very heavy, and if those laid on by...

Distrust and caution are the parents of security.

Distrust and caution are the parents of security.

You must not, when you have gained a victory, use any triumphing or insulting expression,...

You must not, when you have gained a victory, use any triumphing or insulting expression,...

Give sorrow words. The grief that does not speak whispers the o'er-fraught heart, and bids...

Give sorrow words. The grief that does not speak whispers the o'er-fraught heart, and bids...

I'm a great believer that any tool that enhances communication has profound effects in terms...

I'm a great believer that any tool that enhances communication has profound effects in terms...

Therefore the victories of good warriors are not noted for cleverness or bravery. Therefore their...

Therefore the victories of good warriors are not noted for cleverness or bravery. Therefore their...