There are 3 faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.

Quote by Benjamin Franklin

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A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small bundle.

A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small bundle.

Fools need advice most, but wise men only are the better for it.

Fools need advice most, but wise men only are the better for it.

He that's secure is not safe.

He that's secure is not safe.

There's small Revenge in Words, but Words may be greatly revenged

There's small Revenge in Words, but Words may be greatly revenged

Observe all men, thyself most.

Observe all men, thyself most.

Laws too gentle are seldom obeyed; too severe, seldom executed.

Laws too gentle are seldom obeyed; too severe, seldom executed.

When in doubt, don't.

When in doubt, don't.

Each year one vicious habit rooted out, in time might make the worst man good...

Each year one vicious habit rooted out, in time might make the worst man good...

One today is worth two tomorrows.

One today is worth two tomorrows.

He that waits upon fortune, is never sure of a dinner.

He that waits upon fortune, is never sure of a dinner.

Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late

Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late

He that displays too often his wife and his wallet is in danger of having...

He that displays too often his wife and his wallet is in danger of having...

Remember that credit is money.

Remember that credit is money.

Most people return small favors, acknowledge medium ones and repay greater ones - with ingratitude.

Most people return small favors, acknowledge medium ones and repay greater ones - with ingratitude.

Do not squander time for that is the stuff life is made of.

Do not squander time for that is the stuff life is made of.

Do good to your friends to keep them, to your enemies to win them.

Do good to your friends to keep them, to your enemies to win them.

Since thou are not sure of a minute, throw not away an hour.

Since thou are not sure of a minute, throw not away an hour.

Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.

Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.

There never was a truly great man that was not at the same time truly...

There never was a truly great man that was not at the same time truly...

He that won't be counseled can't be helped.

He that won't be counseled can't be helped.