There are 3 faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.

Quote by Benjamin Franklin

Topics: Funny Friendship Quotes

Those who desire to give up freedom in order to gain security will not have,...

Those who desire to give up freedom in order to gain security will not have,...

They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither...

They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither...

Poverty often deprives a man of all spirit and virtue; it is hard for an...

Poverty often deprives a man of all spirit and virtue; it is hard for an...

Hear reason, or she'll make you feel her.

Hear reason, or she'll make you feel her.

At twenty years of age the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty,...

At twenty years of age the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty,...

Wars are not paid for in wartime, the bill comes later.

Wars are not paid for in wartime, the bill comes later.

God heals, and the Doctor takes the Fees

God heals, and the Doctor takes the Fees

Life's Tragedy is that we get old to soon and wise too late.

Life's Tragedy is that we get old to soon and wise too late.

Where sense is wanting, everything is wanting.

Where sense is wanting, everything is wanting.

Tomorrow, every Fault is to be amended; but that Tomorrow never comes.

Tomorrow, every Fault is to be amended; but that Tomorrow never comes.

Fear not death for the sooner we die, the longer we shall be immortal.

Fear not death for the sooner we die, the longer we shall be immortal.

The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it...

The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it...

Necessity never made a good bargain.

Necessity never made a good bargain.

The art of acting consists in keeping people from coughing.

The art of acting consists in keeping people from coughing.

When a man and a woman die, as poets sung, His heart's the last part...

When a man and a woman die, as poets sung, His heart's the last part...

When befriended, remember it; when you befriend, forget it.

When befriended, remember it; when you befriend, forget it.

There was never a good war, or a bad peace.

There was never a good war, or a bad peace.

You can bear your own faults, and why not a fault in your wife?

You can bear your own faults, and why not a fault in your wife?

He that waits upon fortune, is never sure of a dinner.

He that waits upon fortune, is never sure of a dinner.

Words may show a man's wit but actions his meaning.

Words may show a man's wit but actions his meaning.