The way to hold a husband is to keep him a little jealous; the way to lose him is to keep him a little more jealous.

Quote by Henry Louis Mencken

Topics: Husband Quotes, Jealousy Quotes

Morality is nothing but a struggle for safety

Morality is nothing but a struggle for safety

The kind of man who wants government to adopt and enforce his ideas is always...

The kind of man who wants government to adopt and enforce his ideas is always...

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?

Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in taxes...

Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in taxes...

Government is actually the worst failure of civilized man. There has never been a really...

Government is actually the worst failure of civilized man. There has never been a really...

I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely...

I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely...

Who ever heard, indeed, of an autobiography that was not (interesting)? I can recall none...

Who ever heard, indeed, of an autobiography that was not (interesting)? I can recall none...

Confidence: The feeling that makes one believe a man, even when one knows that one...

Confidence: The feeling that makes one believe a man, even when one knows that one...

Honor is simply the morality of superior men.

Honor is simply the morality of superior men.

It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf.

It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf.

The average newspaper, especially of the better sort, has the intelligence of a hillbilly evangelist,...

The average newspaper, especially of the better sort, has the intelligence of a hillbilly evangelist,...

Democracy is based upon so childish a complex of fallacies that they must be protected...

Democracy is based upon so childish a complex of fallacies that they must be protected...

To wage a war for a purely moral reason is as absurd as to ravish...

To wage a war for a purely moral reason is as absurd as to ravish...

I've made it a rule never to drink by daylight and never to refuse a...

I've made it a rule never to drink by daylight and never to refuse a...

History deals mainly with captains and kings, gods and prophets, exploiters and despoilers, not with...

History deals mainly with captains and kings, gods and prophets, exploiters and despoilers, not with...

There are two kinds of music; German music and bad music.

There are two kinds of music; German music and bad music.

Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she...

Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she...

The theory seems to be that as long as a man is a failure he...

The theory seems to be that as long as a man is a failure he...

Obviously a major malfunction.

Obviously a major malfunction.

It is better to fail in a cause that will ultimately succeed than to succeed...

It is better to fail in a cause that will ultimately succeed than to succeed...

The Lord has declared to the Hindu in His incarnation as Krishna. I am in...

The Lord has declared to the Hindu in His incarnation as Krishna. I am in...

If the Confederacy fails, there should be written on its tombstone: Died of a Theory.

If the Confederacy fails, there should be written on its tombstone: Died of a Theory.