The way to hold a husband is to keep him a little jealous; the way to lose him is to keep him a little more jealous.

Quote by Henry Louis Mencken

Topics: Husband Quotes, Jealousy Quotes

It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf.

It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf.

Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking.

Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking.

History deals mainly with captains and kings, gods and prophets, exploiters and despoilers, not with...

History deals mainly with captains and kings, gods and prophets, exploiters and despoilers, not with...

The only really happy folk are married women and single men.

The only really happy folk are married women and single men.

The difference between a moral man and a man of honor is that the latter...

The difference between a moral man and a man of honor is that the latter...

To be in love is merely to be in a perpetual state of anesthesia -...

To be in love is merely to be in a perpetual state of anesthesia -...

Painting is the art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to...

Painting is the art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to...

I believe that religion, generally speaking, has been a curse to mankind - that its...

I believe that religion, generally speaking, has been a curse to mankind - that its...

Morality: The theory that every human act must either be right or wrong, and that...

Morality: The theory that every human act must either be right or wrong, and that...

A politician is an animal which can sit on a fence and yet keep both...

A politician is an animal which can sit on a fence and yet keep both...

Change is not progress

Change is not progress

When women kiss, it always reminds one of prizefighters shaking hands

When women kiss, it always reminds one of prizefighters shaking hands

Every great wave of popular passion that rolls up on the prairies is dashed to...

Every great wave of popular passion that rolls up on the prairies is dashed to...

The theory seems to be that as long as a man is a failure he...

The theory seems to be that as long as a man is a failure he...

The basic fact about human existence is not that it is a tragedy, but that...

The basic fact about human existence is not that it is a tragedy, but that...

Time is the great legalizer, even in the field of morals.

Time is the great legalizer, even in the field of morals.

No one in this world, so far as I know has ever lost money by...

No one in this world, so far as I know has ever lost money by...

The aim of public education is not to spread enlightenment at all; it is simply...

The aim of public education is not to spread enlightenment at all; it is simply...

To teach is to learn twice.

To teach is to learn twice.

And how are you going to make education easy? You might as well try to...

And how are you going to make education easy? You might as well try to...