If four or five guys tell you that you're drunk, even though you know you haven't had a thing to drink, the least you can do is to lie down a little while

Quote by Joseph Schenck

Topics: Drinking Quotes

If four or five guys tell you that you're drunk, even though you know you...

If four or five guys tell you that you're drunk, even though you know you...

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out...

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out...

Old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old...

Old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old...

But ye are they that forsake the LORD, that forget my holy mountain, that prepare...

But ye are they that forsake the LORD, that forget my holy mountain, that prepare...

Then said Boaz unto Ruth, Hearest thou not, my daughter? Go not to glean in...

Then said Boaz unto Ruth, Hearest thou not, my daughter? Go not to glean in...

The Irish ignore anything they can't drink or punch.

The Irish ignore anything they can't drink or punch.

Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step...

Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step...

Wine is a mocker, strong drink is raging.

Wine is a mocker, strong drink is raging.

I drink to make other people interesting.

I drink to make other people interesting.

I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.

I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.

Why do we sit still? assemble yourselves, and let us enter into the defenced cities,...

Why do we sit still? assemble yourselves, and let us enter into the defenced cities,...

No one, ever, wrote anything as well even after one drink as he would have...

No one, ever, wrote anything as well even after one drink as he would have...

I wish I could drink like a lady I can take one or two at...

I wish I could drink like a lady I can take one or two at...

Let your boat of life be light, packed with only what you need - a...

Let your boat of life be light, packed with only what you need - a...

No king on earth is as safe in his job as a Trade Union official....

No king on earth is as safe in his job as a Trade Union official....

And the man of God said unto the king, If thou wilt give me half...

And the man of God said unto the king, If thou wilt give me half...

And on the seventh day seven bullocks, two rams, and fourteen lambs of the first...

And on the seventh day seven bullocks, two rams, and fourteen lambs of the first...

Neither drink (coffee or tea) was known in Frankish lands, but seated in the coffeehouses,...

Neither drink (coffee or tea) was known in Frankish lands, but seated in the coffeehouses,...

Science is some kind of cosmic apple juice from the Garden of Eden. Those who...

Science is some kind of cosmic apple juice from the Garden of Eden. Those who...