The thing I thought about doing it was it's Comic Relief and you've got to be funny. So although I did try to sing properly it obviously has hilarious results when you can't sing.

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I don't know if we will ever try again because those sort of things are...

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I find it difficult to judge myself, but people say that I have become a...

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I made a supreme effort not to do that thing that parents do, which is...

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The reason I used a name was because I was a nurse at the time,...

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Who do I like? I am a big fan of French and Saunders - not...

By crying on my bed, drinking quite a lot and feeling tempted by drugs. Well,...

By crying on my bed, drinking quite a lot and feeling tempted by drugs. Well,...

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So, I kind of rather was hoping that people thought it would have a nice...

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.

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Over the years I attempted to make my style a bit more relaxed 'cause the...

I had always fancied a go at the comedy and when it started to go...

I had always fancied a go at the comedy and when it started to go...

Again, with two small children it's incredibly hard to commit yourself to anything because you're...

Again, with two small children it's incredibly hard to commit yourself to anything because you're...

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What they did was to make a pilot and it may well go to series...

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So, my style has hopefully changed over the years and it is more relaxed, and...

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With two small children, I haven't had a wash since 2001 so the chance to...

One of the guys that used to run it - for some reason I've no...

One of the guys that used to run it - for some reason I've no...

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I don't know really, it doesn't feel like it has changed to me but I...

I just don't like travelling very much.

I just don't like travelling very much.

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I think there's a far more general audience now because I've done more populist stuff...

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I was really, because I thought it was extremely excruciating when I watched a tape...

I wouldn't say I was organised at all. I just have to prioritise. Is it...

I wouldn't say I was organised at all. I just have to prioritise. Is it...