One of the guys that used to run it - for some reason I've no idea why he used to call me the Sea Monster and I was just looking around for a name and thought that'll do. That lasted…

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It's got too much hard work slapping them and telling them to shut up.

It's got too much hard work slapping them and telling them to shut up.

The thing I thought about doing it was it's Comic Relief and you've got to...

The thing I thought about doing it was it's Comic Relief and you've got to...

I made a supreme effort not to do that thing that parents do, which is...

I made a supreme effort not to do that thing that parents do, which is...

I find it difficult to judge myself, but people say that I have become a...

I find it difficult to judge myself, but people say that I have become a...

Again, with two small children it's incredibly hard to commit yourself to anything because you're...

Again, with two small children it's incredibly hard to commit yourself to anything because you're...

So, I kind of rather was hoping that people thought it would have a nice...

So, I kind of rather was hoping that people thought it would have a nice...

The reason I used a name was because I was a nurse at the time,...

The reason I used a name was because I was a nurse at the time,...

What they did was to make a pilot and it may well go to series...

What they did was to make a pilot and it may well go to series...

It's inevitable that if you do okay on something like that you don't just annoy...

It's inevitable that if you do okay on something like that you don't just annoy...

I don't know really, it doesn't feel like it has changed to me but I...

I don't know really, it doesn't feel like it has changed to me but I...

I had always fancied a go at the comedy and when it started to go...

I had always fancied a go at the comedy and when it started to go...

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.

I don't know if we will ever try again because those sort of things are...

I don't know if we will ever try again because those sort of things are...

Who do I like? I am a big fan of French and Saunders - not...

Who do I like? I am a big fan of French and Saunders - not...

It's a video release as well so I have to be perfectly honest and go,...

It's a video release as well so I have to be perfectly honest and go,...

I was really, because I thought it was extremely excruciating when I watched a tape...

I was really, because I thought it was extremely excruciating when I watched a tape...

I wouldn't say I was organised at all. I just have to prioritise. Is it...

I wouldn't say I was organised at all. I just have to prioritise. Is it...

I just don't like travelling very much.

I just don't like travelling very much.

I'm sure some cynical people would point to that as the main reason for doing...

I'm sure some cynical people would point to that as the main reason for doing...

People say you should read your criticism because it will make you a better person...

People say you should read your criticism because it will make you a better person...