One of the guys that used to run it - for some reason I've no idea why he used to call me the Sea Monster and I was just looking around for a name and thought that'll do. That lasted…

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Who do I like? I am a big fan of French and Saunders - not...

Who do I like? I am a big fan of French and Saunders - not...

I wouldn't say I was organised at all. I just have to prioritise. Is it...

I wouldn't say I was organised at all. I just have to prioritise. Is it...

It's a video release as well so I have to be perfectly honest and go,...

It's a video release as well so I have to be perfectly honest and go,...

I was really, because I thought it was extremely excruciating when I watched a tape...

I was really, because I thought it was extremely excruciating when I watched a tape...

People say you should read your criticism because it will make you a better person...

People say you should read your criticism because it will make you a better person...

The reason I used a name was because I was a nurse at the time,...

The reason I used a name was because I was a nurse at the time,...

I find it difficult to judge myself, but people say that I have become a...

I find it difficult to judge myself, but people say that I have become a...

What they did was to make a pilot and it may well go to series...

What they did was to make a pilot and it may well go to series...

I had always fancied a go at the comedy and when it started to go...

I had always fancied a go at the comedy and when it started to go...

With two small children, I haven't had a wash since 2001 so the chance to...

With two small children, I haven't had a wash since 2001 so the chance to...

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.

So, my style has hopefully changed over the years and it is more relaxed, and...

So, my style has hopefully changed over the years and it is more relaxed, and...

Over the years I attempted to make my style a bit more relaxed 'cause the...

Over the years I attempted to make my style a bit more relaxed 'cause the...

It's got too much hard work slapping them and telling them to shut up.

It's got too much hard work slapping them and telling them to shut up.

I made a supreme effort not to do that thing that parents do, which is...

I made a supreme effort not to do that thing that parents do, which is...

So, I kind of rather was hoping that people thought it would have a nice...

So, I kind of rather was hoping that people thought it would have a nice...

Again, with two small children it's incredibly hard to commit yourself to anything because you're...

Again, with two small children it's incredibly hard to commit yourself to anything because you're...

I just don't like travelling very much.

I just don't like travelling very much.

The thing I thought about doing it was it's Comic Relief and you've got to...

The thing I thought about doing it was it's Comic Relief and you've got to...

I don't know if we will ever try again because those sort of things are...

I don't know if we will ever try again because those sort of things are...