The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.

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People are not in a good mood when any politician's face appears on television.

People are not in a good mood when any politician's face appears on television.

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely...

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely...

Believe me when I say that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business....

Believe me when I say that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business....

Rush has done some top-notch quality work, and we're very, very pleased with them. We...

Rush has done some top-notch quality work, and we're very, very pleased with them. We...

If the audience doesn't like it, usually they're just silent. But they've never all walked...

If the audience doesn't like it, usually they're just silent. But they've never all walked...

If you call your opponent a politician, it's grounds for libel.

If you call your opponent a politician, it's grounds for libel.

I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.

I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.

I squirm when I see athletes praying before a game. Don't they realize that if...

I squirm when I see athletes praying before a game. Don't they realize that if...

I'll keep doing it until I die or the audiences die.

I'll keep doing it until I die or the audiences die.