If you call your opponent a politician, it's grounds for libel.

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Believe me when I say that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business....

Believe me when I say that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business....

I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.

I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.

If the audience doesn't like it, usually they're just silent. But they've never all walked...

If the audience doesn't like it, usually they're just silent. But they've never all walked...

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely...

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely...

I squirm when I see athletes praying before a game. Don't they realize that if...

I squirm when I see athletes praying before a game. Don't they realize that if...

Rush has done some top-notch quality work, and we're very, very pleased with them. We...

Rush has done some top-notch quality work, and we're very, very pleased with them. We...

I'll keep doing it until I die or the audiences die.

I'll keep doing it until I die or the audiences die.

People are not in a good mood when any politician's face appears on television.

People are not in a good mood when any politician's face appears on television.

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely...

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely...

What business has science and capitalism got, bringing all these new inventions into the works,...

What business has science and capitalism got, bringing all these new inventions into the works,...

Religions die when they are proved to be true. Science is the record of dead...

Religions die when they are proved to be true. Science is the record of dead...

The science is in. The facts are there that we have created, man has, a...

The science is in. The facts are there that we have created, man has, a...

Science cannot resolve moral conflicts, but it can help to more accurately frame the debates...

Science cannot resolve moral conflicts, but it can help to more accurately frame the debates...

We can no longer allow Americas dependence on foreign oil to compromise our energy security....

We can no longer allow Americas dependence on foreign oil to compromise our energy security....

As long as there are entrenched social and political distinctions between sexes, races, or classes,...

As long as there are entrenched social and political distinctions between sexes, races, or classes,...

You cant fight in here, this is the War Room!

You cant fight in here, this is the War Room!

Science is nothing but perception.

Science is nothing but perception.

The artist does not illustrate science (but) he frequently responds to the same interests that...

The artist does not illustrate science (but) he frequently responds to the same interests that...

When science and the Bible differ, science has obviously misinterpreted its data

When science and the Bible differ, science has obviously misinterpreted its data

When Kepler found his long-cherished belief did not agree with the most precise observation, he...

When Kepler found his long-cherished belief did not agree with the most precise observation, he...