If you call your opponent a politician, it's grounds for libel.

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If the audience doesn't like it, usually they're just silent. But they've never all walked...

If the audience doesn't like it, usually they're just silent. But they've never all walked...

Rush has done some top-notch quality work, and we're very, very pleased with them. We...

Rush has done some top-notch quality work, and we're very, very pleased with them. We...

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely...

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely...

Believe me when I say that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business....

Believe me when I say that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business....

People are not in a good mood when any politician's face appears on television.

People are not in a good mood when any politician's face appears on television.

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely...

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely...

I'll keep doing it until I die or the audiences die.

I'll keep doing it until I die or the audiences die.

I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.

I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.

I squirm when I see athletes praying before a game. Don't they realize that if...

I squirm when I see athletes praying before a game. Don't they realize that if...

The best and fastest way to learn a sport is to watch and imitate a...

The best and fastest way to learn a sport is to watch and imitate a...

There isn't a flaw in his golf or his makeup. He will win more majors...

There isn't a flaw in his golf or his makeup. He will win more majors...

The Green Bay Packers never lost a football game. They just ran out of time.

The Green Bay Packers never lost a football game. They just ran out of time.

The Olympic Games must not be an end in itself, they must be a means...

The Olympic Games must not be an end in itself, they must be a means...

We had a convicted felon as the president. ... And no organization.

We had a convicted felon as the president. ... And no organization.

It was an ideal day for football - too cold for the spectators and too...

It was an ideal day for football - too cold for the spectators and too...

A good hockey player plays where the puck is. A great hockey player plays where...

A good hockey player plays where the puck is. A great hockey player plays where...

Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100...

Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100...

Leadership is diving for a loose ball, getting the crowd involved, getting other players involved....

Leadership is diving for a loose ball, getting the crowd involved, getting other players involved....

When you get that nice celebration coming into the dugout and youre getting your ass...

When you get that nice celebration coming into the dugout and youre getting your ass...

You take a team with twenty-five assholes and I'll show you a pennant. I'll show...

You take a team with twenty-five assholes and I'll show you a pennant. I'll show...