The only way a woman can ever reform her husband is by boring him so completely that he loses all possible interest in life.
Quote by Oscar Wilde
Looking good and dressing well is a necessity. Having a purpose in life is not.
Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Heaven, in its infinite mercy, sends them...
The truth is rarely pure and never simple.
Most people die of a sort of creeping common sense, and discover when it is...
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go
It (cricket) requires one to assume such indecent postures
While we look to the dramatist to give romance to realism, we ask of the...
I have nothing to declare but my genius.
The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she...
I can believe anything provided it is incredible.
Women represent the triumph of matter over mind, just as men represent the triumph of...
Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both.
Ridicule is the tribute paid to the genius by the mediocrities.
Death must be so beautiful. To lie in the soft brown earth, with the grasses...
When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except...
Memory is the diary that we all carry about with us.
The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing. Journalism,...
The First Law of Journalism: to confirm existing prejudice, rather than contradict it
The reporter wrote with the hope that he would get a by-line in the Times,...