Football is all very well as a game for rough girls, but is hardly suitable for delicate boys.
Quote by Oscar Wilde
A man who moralizes is usually a hypocrite, and a woman who moralizes is invariably...
The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing. Journalism,...
Nature is always behind the age
A mans face is his autobiography. A women's face is her work of fiction.
One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. If she tells that,...
The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything.
There are two ways of disliking poetry; one way is to dislike it, the other...
Judges, like the criminal classes, have their lighter moments
An excellent man; he has no enemies; and none of his friends like him.
It is a very sad thing that nowadays there is so little useless information.
No man is rich enough to buy back his past.
Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.
Pleasure is Nature's test, her sign of approval. When man is happy, he is in...
A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely...
If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend...
Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is...
My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's
I like thinking big. If you're going to be thinking anything, you might as well...
When youre up to your armpits in alligators, its hard to remember to drain the...