The one bonus of not lifting the ban on gays in the military is that the next time the government mandates a draft we can all declare homosexuality instead of running off to Canada.

Quote by Lorne Bloch

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I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the...

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Once we roared like lions for liberty; now we bleat like sheep for security! The...

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Most government officials are rushing headlong to solve the problems of 50 years ago, with...