The news of any politician's death should be listed under ''Public Improvements.
Quote by Frank Dane
Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.
Some have greatness thrust upon them, but not lately.
A man who calls bullshit fertilizer.
In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard...
Nothing annoys a woman more than to have company drop in unexpectedly and find the...
A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal.
Preachers denounce sin as if it was available to everyone.
The news of any politician's death should be listed under Public Improvements.
Life is strange. Every so often a good man wins.
It is not necessary to have enemies if you go out of your way to...
A liberal is a man who will give away everything he doesn't own.
Rome had Senators too, that's why it declined.
Blessed is he who talks in circles, for he shall become a big wheel.
The way to a woman's heart is through your wallet.
Ignorance is never out of style. It was in fashion yesterday, it is the rage...
Time is money, especially when you are talking to a lawyer or buying a commercial.
One can survive everything nowadays, except death, and live down anything, except a good reputation.
I'm lost in the middle of my birthday. I want my friends, their touch, with...
The death of dogma is the birth of morality.
A civilization in which there is not a continuous controversy about important issues is on...