The news of any politician's death should be listed under ''Public Improvements.
Quote by Frank Dane
The news of any politician's death should be listed under Public Improvements.
In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard...
Life is strange. Every so often a good man wins.
A man who calls bullshit fertilizer.
The way to a woman's heart is through your wallet.
Time is money, especially when you are talking to a lawyer or buying a commercial.
Some have greatness thrust upon them, but not lately.
Preachers denounce sin as if it was available to everyone.
Ignorance is never out of style. It was in fashion yesterday, it is the rage...
A liberal is a man who will give away everything he doesn't own.
Blessed is he who talks in circles, for he shall become a big wheel.
A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal.
Rome had Senators too, that's why it declined.
Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.
It is not necessary to have enemies if you go out of your way to...
Nothing annoys a woman more than to have company drop in unexpectedly and find the...