A man who calls bullshit fertilizer.

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Preachers denounce sin as if it was available to everyone.

Preachers denounce sin as if it was available to everyone.

A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal.

A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal.

The news of any politician's death should be listed under Public Improvements.

The news of any politician's death should be listed under Public Improvements.

Life is strange. Every so often a good man wins.

Life is strange. Every so often a good man wins.

In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard...

In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard...

The way to a woman's heart is through your wallet.

The way to a woman's heart is through your wallet.

The news of any politician's death should be listed under ''Public Improvements.

The news of any politician's death should be listed under ''Public Improvements.

Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.

Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.

Nothing annoys a woman more than to have company drop in unexpectedly and find the...

Nothing annoys a woman more than to have company drop in unexpectedly and find the...

Blessed is he who talks in circles, for he shall become a big wheel.

Blessed is he who talks in circles, for he shall become a big wheel.

Rome had Senators too, that's why it declined.

Rome had Senators too, that's why it declined.

A liberal is a man who will give away everything he doesn't own.

A liberal is a man who will give away everything he doesn't own.

It is not necessary to have enemies if you go out of your way to...

It is not necessary to have enemies if you go out of your way to...

Ignorance is never out of style. It was in fashion yesterday, it is the rage...

Ignorance is never out of style. It was in fashion yesterday, it is the rage...

Some have greatness thrust upon them, but not lately.

Some have greatness thrust upon them, but not lately.

Time is money, especially when you are talking to a lawyer or buying a commercial.

Time is money, especially when you are talking to a lawyer or buying a commercial.

You know all that money we spend on the military ever year -- trillions of...

You know all that money we spend on the military ever year -- trillions of...

Because that's where the money is.

Because that's where the money is.

It's bad ethics and terrible economics. Take my money and make America well.

It's bad ethics and terrible economics. Take my money and make America well.

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...