The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against whacking them around a bit.

Quote by Eric Porterfield

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The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's...

The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's...

Want to make your computer go really fast? Throw it out a window

Want to make your computer go really fast? Throw it out a window

Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that...

Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that...

The attention span of a computer is only as long as its electrical cord

The attention span of a computer is only as long as its electrical cord

The digital decade is not just about any particular aspect of computing, taking enterprises, knowledge...

The digital decade is not just about any particular aspect of computing, taking enterprises, knowledge...

The utility model of computing - computing resources delivered over the network in much the...

The utility model of computing - computing resources delivered over the network in much the...

All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the...

All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the...

[I] recall thinking that the computer would never advance much further than this. Call me...

[I] recall thinking that the computer would never advance much further than this. Call me...

I've said some stupid things and some wrong things, but not that. No one involved...

I've said some stupid things and some wrong things, but not that. No one involved...

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more...

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more...

My computer must be broken: whenever I ask a wrong question, it gives a wrong...

My computer must be broken: whenever I ask a wrong question, it gives a wrong...

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine...

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine...

I wish people would turn off their computers, go outside, talk to people, touch people,...

I wish people would turn off their computers, go outside, talk to people, touch people,...

Computers are magnificent tools for the realization of our dreams, but no machine can replace...

Computers are magnificent tools for the realization of our dreams, but no machine can replace...

Many people say 'I'm horrible at computers,' but I think that computers are horrible at...

Many people say 'I'm horrible at computers,' but I think that computers are horrible at...

Software is like sex: it's better when it's free.

Software is like sex: it's better when it's free.

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a...

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a...

Globalization, as defined by rich people like us, is a very nice thing... you are...

Globalization, as defined by rich people like us, is a very nice thing... you are...

Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember...

Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember...

Reading computer manuals without the hardware is as frustrating as reading sex manuals without the...

Reading computer manuals without the hardware is as frustrating as reading sex manuals without the...