The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them must be good at taking orders

Quote by Linda Festa

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Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start...

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start...

You can tell the size of a man by the size of the thing that...

You can tell the size of a man by the size of the thing that...

Every man who is high up loves to think that he has done it all...

Every man who is high up loves to think that he has done it all...

Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all...

Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all...

A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man,...

A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man,...

It's the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

It's the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never...

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never...

A man is a God in ruins

A man is a God in ruins

He had heard that women often love plain ordinary men, but he did not believe...

He had heard that women often love plain ordinary men, but he did not believe...

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the...

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the...

I have a woman's body and a child's emotions.

I have a woman's body and a child's emotions.

How men hate waiting while their wives shop for clothes and trinkets; how women hate...

How men hate waiting while their wives shop for clothes and trinkets; how women hate...

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving...

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving...

A woman's answer is never to seek

A woman's answer is never to seek

When women love us, they forgive us everything, even our crimes; when they do not...

When women love us, they forgive us everything, even our crimes; when they do not...

Most women have a good deal of pity for some other woman's husband

Most women have a good deal of pity for some other woman's husband

A woman in love can't be reasonable--or she probably wouldn't be in love.

A woman in love can't be reasonable--or she probably wouldn't be in love.

When guys lie, they say they love you. When girls lie, they say they don't.

When guys lie, they say they love you. When girls lie, they say they don't.

The greatest weakness of most humans is their hesitancy to tell others how much they...

The greatest weakness of most humans is their hesitancy to tell others how much they...

We met, we talked, we liked, we texted, we dated, we committed, I loved, you...

We met, we talked, we liked, we texted, we dated, we committed, I loved, you...