The most dangerous food is wedding cake.
Quote by James Thurber
James Thurber Quotes
You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.
My opposition to Interviews lies in the fact that offhand answers have little value or...
All men kill the thing they hate, too, unless, of course, it kills them first
The sanity of the average banquet speaker lasts about two and a half months; at...
You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward.
It's a naive domestic Burgundy without any breeding, but I think you'll be amused by...
Sixty minutes of thinking of any kind is bound to lead to confusion and unhappiness.
I'm 65 and I guess that puts me in with the geriatrics. But if there...
Love is composed of so many sensations, that something new of it can always be...
The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the...
Don't get it right, just get it written
Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.
It is better to have loafed and lost, than never to have loafed at all.
Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our...
The appreciative smile, the chuckle, the soundless mirth, so important to the success of comedy,...
Ours is a precarious language, as every writer knows, in which the merest shadow line...
A drawing is always dragged down to the level of its caption.
Love is what you've been through with somebody.
True love begins when nothing is looked for in return.
Oh oh it's magic When I'm with you Oh oh it's magic You know it's...