The most dangerous food is wedding cake.

Quote by James Thurber

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There is no exception to the rule that every rule has an exception.

There is no exception to the rule that every rule has an exception.

I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell...

I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell...

Boys are beyond the range of anybody's sure understanding, at least when they are between...

Boys are beyond the range of anybody's sure understanding, at least when they are between...

Don't get it right, just get it written

Don't get it right, just get it written

Man has gone long enough, or even too long, without being man enough to face...

Man has gone long enough, or even too long, without being man enough to face...

The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound,...

The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound,...

You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward.

You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward.

Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy, wealthy, and dead.

Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy, wealthy, and dead.

Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.

Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and...

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and...

The dog has got more fun out of Man than Man has got out of...

The dog has got more fun out of Man than Man has got out of...

Some American writers who have known each other for years have never met in the...

Some American writers who have known each other for years have never met in the...

We all have faults, and mine is being wicked.

We all have faults, and mine is being wicked.

Don't get it right, just get it written.

Don't get it right, just get it written.

I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five hours....

I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five hours....

The nation that complacently and fearfully allows its artists and writers to become suspected rather...

The nation that complacently and fearfully allows its artists and writers to become suspected rather...

The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those...

The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those...

He who hesitates is sometimes saved.

He who hesitates is sometimes saved.

Man is flying too fast for a world that is round. Soon he will catch...

Man is flying too fast for a world that is round. Soon he will catch...

I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get somewhere.

I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get somewhere.